# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/701 "2021-08-25T21:47:48Z")
Shit has hit the fan - Get the Mr. Clean at once; Bring lots of Bounty. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/702 "2021-08-26T00:23:21Z")
Bring lots of Bounty Said Lieutenant Bligh, or there Be a mutiny ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/703 "2021-08-27T14:44:51Z")
Be a mutiny! Shape of pirate! Form of Yarrr! Wonder Twins power! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/704 "2021-08-31T10:48:17Z")
Wonder twins power! Wonder Woman is part of Wonder bread sandwich [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/kOcnm1y.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/kOcnm1y) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/705 "2021-08-31T15:00:27Z")
Wonder Bread sandwich - Look for red, yellow and blue Balloons on label! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/706 "2021-09-04T01:50:37Z")
Balloons on label? For a party or for my Angioplasty? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/707 "2021-09-04T10:32:06Z")
Angioplasty? Ain’t she that Irish gal who Loved salty corned beef? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/708 "2021-09-04T15:45:05Z")
Loved salty corned beef? C’mon, doesn’t everyone? Pass the mustard, please. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/709 "2021-09-04T18:21:32Z")
Pass the mustard please, ‘Pon the left hand side. Dutchie Passed by earlier ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/710 "2021-09-04T18:29:19Z")
Passed by earlier, Did not see it there, but now, Aha, there it is! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/711 "2021-09-04T19:15:53Z")
Aha, there it is! In the same spot where I looked Seven times before. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/712 "2021-09-04T21:16:30Z")
Seven times before Equals betwenty-beeight This be the new math ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/713 "2021-09-04T21:38:47Z")
This be the new math: Yea, Five shall be the number - But Six is right out. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/714 "2021-09-06T14:44:16Z")
But six is right out Instead you should eat seven Krispy Kreme Donuts (and i checked ‘howmanysyllables’ this time) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/715 "2021-09-06T16:47:52Z")
Krispy Kreme Donuts may be great when freshly made. As on shelves here? Meh. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/716 "2021-09-06T16:52:30Z")
As on shelves here? Meh. Freshness in donuts is key Maple glazed for me! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/717 "2021-09-07T13:21:19Z")
Maple glazed for me Or, honestly, any kind Donuts: Can’t go wrong ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/718 "2021-09-07T20:52:36Z")
Donuts: Can’t go wrong With long johns or cream-fill’d or Stuffed with jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/719 "2021-09-07T21:22:05Z")
_(first line repaired)_ Stuffed full with jelly I turned my attention toward The PB buffet ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/720 "2021-09-08T02:45:30Z")
The PB buffet: Named for my favorite F\* R\* I\* E\* N\* D Although it’s, “Phoebe.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=37)