# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/721 "2021-09-08T04:03:35Z")
Although it’s, “Phoebe.” She had some good lines, but still, I prefer Chandler. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/722 "2021-09-08T13:28:43Z")
I prefer Chandler Could there be a better guy With a third nipple ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/723 "2021-09-08T15:24:21Z")
With a third nipple You can give tit for tat, and When done, you’re normal ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/724 "2021-09-08T15:29:49Z")
When done, you’re normal by some definitions, but cannot be by all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2021, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/725 "2021-09-11T04:00:08Z")
Cannot be by all either loved or hated, but some folks come real close ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2021, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/726 "2021-09-11T12:09:31Z")
Some folks come real close And some folks keep their distance Wish I could choose which ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/727 "2021-09-11T15:46:39Z")
Wish I could choose which Life to come back as if there’s Reincarnation ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/728 "2021-09-11T15:55:01Z")
Reincarnation doubtful; hillbillies may see Reintarnation ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/729 "2021-09-12T00:05:12Z")
Reintarnation The strange ceremony held At the cement pond ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/730 "2021-09-12T00:08:32Z")
At the cement pond I kept bruising my feet; too Used to mud bottoms. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/731 "2021-09-12T00:43:51Z")
Used to mud bottoms Now I mud middles and tops I’m one tough mudder ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/732 "2021-09-12T01:24:40Z")
“I’m one tough mudder.” You still dropped your last seven Races in a row. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/733 "2021-09-12T03:19:00Z")
Races in a row always leave me exhausted; time for a long nap ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/734 "2021-09-12T15:36:00Z")
Time for a long nap. “You just got up,” you say? You Don’t grasp the concept. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/735 "2021-09-12T16:59:12Z")
Don’t grasp the concept, or the nettle, but reach out to your sweetie pie. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/736 "2021-09-13T00:41:13Z")
To your sweetie pie I send haikus of desire I hope you don’t mind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/737 "2021-09-13T13:30:11Z")
I hope you don’t mind but I bleached your cat, Midnight; now a glossy white ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/738 "2021-09-13T13:35:07Z")
Now a glossy white But I am red all over and need some stitches. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/739 "2021-09-13T13:35:41Z")
Now a glossy white But needed three coats of paint to cover it all ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/740 "2021-09-13T16:28:39Z")
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