# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/741 "2021-09-13T17:47:09Z")
To cover it all Two replies with one end line Very nicely done! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/742 "2021-09-14T13:19:30Z")
Very nicely done! **burpo** to the rescue, and on we go, my friends ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2021, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/743 "2021-09-14T21:44:09Z")
On we go my friends To the show that never ends Ladies, gentlemen… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/744 "2021-09-15T01:15:57Z")
Ladies, Gentlemen… I present upon the stage The one and only… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/745 "2021-09-15T13:47:32Z")
The one and only Reason I eat way too much: Food tastes so damn good ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/746 "2021-09-15T14:38:15Z")
Food tastes so damn good, which is for the best, clearly; Darwin says: must eat! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/747 "2021-09-15T14:42:46Z")
Darwin says: must eat! In many ways Darwin was Much like my granny ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/748 "2021-09-15T16:52:35Z")
Much like my granny I speak in public meetings Often to object. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/749 "2021-09-17T14:10:50Z")
Often to object is to become annoying, trial lawyers know ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/750 "2021-09-17T15:13:33Z")
trial lawyers know Sovereign Citizen dupes a pain to avoid ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/751 "2021-09-17T22:11:27Z")
a pain to avoid Putting staples in your balls Will make you testy ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/752 "2021-09-18T01:14:42Z")
Will make you testy When you’re in school and you have Too many exams ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/753 "2021-09-18T01:55:23Z")
Too many exams And I’m ready to punch a Doctor in the nose ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2021, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/754 "2021-09-19T03:20:51Z")
Doctor in the nose: miniaturization’s newest tiny feat ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/755 "2021-09-19T14:40:47Z")
Newest tiny feat by the very young kitten: Stand up and say mew! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/756 "2021-09-19T16:15:38Z")
Stand up and say mew! Yeah, right. Like a cat gonna Listen to orders ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/757 "2021-09-19T17:49:56Z")
Listen to orders and follow the five, seven, five haiku pattern ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/758 "2021-09-20T02:00:07Z")
Five Haiku Pattern - The last lostest martial art - Poetic balance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2021, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/759 "2021-09-20T20:15:55Z")
Poetic balance: when you ably versify while on the high beam ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2021, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/760 "2021-09-20T20:58:57Z")
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