# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/761 "2021-09-21T00:15:04Z")
Doubts or dizziness: not a great pair of choices; what’s my third option? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/762 "2021-09-21T09:31:50Z")
What’s my third option? Is the question I’d ask if Playing Truth or Dare ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/763 "2021-09-21T14:20:56Z")
Playing Truth or Dare nowhere to hide, if you’re fair may feel discomfort ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/764 "2021-09-21T14:29:22Z")
may feel discomfort is what the doctor says at proctology time ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/765 "2021-09-21T15:48:49Z")
“Proctology time”: Not a really favorite Sesame Street theme ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/766 "2021-09-21T16:55:04Z")
Sesame Street theme Is great for the nursery, Not the bordello. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/767 "2021-09-21T19:15:24Z")
“Not the bordello!” At the planning board meeting Neighbors were shouting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/768 "2021-09-21T20:39:19Z")
Neighbors were shouting. I pretended not to hear, jumping off tenth floor ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/769 "2021-09-21T22:08:53Z")
Jumping off tenth floor I thought I’d have lots of time To open my chute ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/770 "2021-09-22T03:40:01Z")
To open my chute I gave a yank on a cord My trousers flew off ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/771 "2021-09-22T13:07:02Z")
My trousers flew off As Jessica walked into My drab apartment. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/772 "2021-09-22T14:50:09Z")
My drab apartment Walls need a splash of color Should I use pig’s blood? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/773 "2021-09-22T20:06:06Z")
Should I use pig’s blood? What are you making, [kishka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kishka_(food))? You can have my share ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/774 "2021-09-23T04:10:37Z")
“You can have my share of Google stock,” I said in two thousand and four. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/775 "2021-09-25T14:50:57Z")
Two thousand and four: It was a very good year, 'cept for Sinatra. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/776 "2021-09-25T15:12:12Z")
'cept for Sinatra. the Rat Pack, IMHO were overrated ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/777 "2021-09-25T16:47:40Z")
Were overrated - And now, thanks to Gallup Polls, Still overrated. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/778 "2021-09-26T10:46:15Z")
Still overrated Too much work, I’m just gonna Buy my gin from store ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/779 "2021-09-26T19:20:33Z")
Buy my gin from store And my salt, pepper, and such. Grow the rest at home. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/780 "2021-09-27T04:23:13Z")
Grow the rest at home and save money at the store sounds like a great plan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=40)