# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/781 "2021-09-27T15:44:56Z")
Sounds like a great plan: Watching a DVD with Pretzels and cream cheese ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/782 "2021-09-27T17:05:35Z")
Pretzels and cream cheese just not as good as bagels or so I believe ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/783 "2021-09-27T22:19:12Z")
Or so I believe Never had pretzel/cream cheese That is gonna change ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/784 "2021-09-28T15:55:56Z")
That is gonna change Declaration of intent: new kind of noshing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/785 "2021-09-28T20:21:35Z")
new kind of noshing Slam food in mouth at rock show I call it nosh mosh ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/786 "2021-09-29T16:52:35Z")
I call it nosh mosh; college first year reggae fan says: nosh mosh frosh Tosh ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/787 "2021-10-01T00:56:46Z")
says: nosh mosh frosh Tosh and I say, please chew your food 'fore you speak to me ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/788 "2021-10-01T04:44:20Z")
‘fore you speak to me dig deep in your pocket and pay me what you owe ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/789 "2021-10-01T14:40:50Z")
Pay me what you owe if you’re a man of your word that is only right ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/790 "2021-10-01T16:13:12Z")
That is only right said the signpost up ahead into the twilight ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/791 "2021-10-01T21:43:33Z")
Into the twilight Went Rod Serling, saying I’ve Got an idea ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2021, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/792 "2021-10-02T03:42:28Z")
**Got an idea?** **Let me promote it for you.** **Forty percent yours.** ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/793 "2021-10-04T11:17:19Z")
Forty percent yours, Forty percent mine. The rest The cat inherits. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/794 "2021-10-04T14:58:41Z")
The cat inherits Her coat and claws but must learn Who it’s safe to trust. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/795 "2021-10-06T17:56:34Z")
Who it’s safe to trust always a crucial question especially now ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/796 "2021-10-06T18:45:34Z")
Especially now I’ve got a hankerin’ for Cider and doughnuts ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/797 "2021-10-06T23:54:18Z")
Cider and doughnuts Hot cocoa and apple pie Hot toddy and buns ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/798 "2021-10-07T12:59:43Z")
Hot Toddy and Buns I have wondered all my life what a toddy is. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/799 "2021-10-07T14:18:27Z")
What a toddy is, It is, in fact, a toddy. Now it is your turn. > **[Hot toddy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy)** > > Pages for logged out editors learn more > > A hot toddy, also known as hot whiskey in Ireland, is typically a mixed drink made of liquor and water with honey, (or in some recipes, sugar), lemon, herbs (such as tea) and spices, and served hot. Hot toddy recipes vary and are traditionally drunk before retiring for the night, in wet or cold weather or to relieve the symptoms of the cold and flu. In How to Drink, Victoria Moore describes the drink as "the vitamin C for health, the honey to soo... ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/800 "2021-10-07T17:00:14Z")
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