# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/801 "2021-10-07T17:26:25Z")
And on your low foal you may ride where’er you wish on the road again ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/802 "2021-10-08T01:21:24Z")
“On The Road Again” Willie Nelson wrote the song In fifteen minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/803 "2021-10-08T09:47:18Z")
In fifteen minutes I will be leaving for work Fuck me. Just, fuck me ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/804 "2021-10-08T13:14:54Z")
Fuck me. Just, fuck me. Or if that’s asking too much At least say hello. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/805 "2021-10-09T02:34:41Z")
At least say hello When we get down to it and You are on the top. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/806 "2021-10-09T22:30:35Z")
You are on the top Of Mount Everest and it’s A long, long way down. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/807 "2021-10-09T23:24:16Z")
A long, long way down What a beautiful sled ride! Glad there’s a lift up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2021, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/808 "2021-10-10T12:48:11Z")
Glad there’s a lift up Stairs can be long and boring All praise to Otis. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2021, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/809 "2021-10-10T13:01:18Z")
All praise to Otis Lets himself into his cell Leaves key on the hook ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/810 "2021-10-10T19:03:40Z")
Leaves key on the hook Hooks leaves on the key then say More gobbledeegook. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/811 "2021-10-12T14:58:54Z")
More gobbledeegook sitting in the breakfast nook with my fav’rite book ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/812 "2021-10-12T15:10:05Z")
with my fav’rite book and that is ridiculous All are favorites ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/813 "2021-10-12T15:18:11Z")
All are favorites Tacos, nachos, burritos Combo plate for me! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/814 "2021-10-12T16:25:26Z")
Combo plate for me! When just one food won’t suffice I want all the foods ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/815 "2021-10-13T03:32:33Z")
I want all the foods And I want them now. Don’t care How, just go do it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/816 "2021-10-13T19:23:26Z")
How, just go do it Here or There or Anywhere Universal do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/817 "2021-10-14T13:46:23Z")
Universal do movies and Hollywood deals; it’s a studio ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/818 "2021-10-14T14:09:15Z")
It’s a studio. Phil Collins rents it? It’s a Stu-stu-studio. (Sorry and good luck!) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/819 "2021-10-14T14:25:47Z")
Stu-stu-studio Might make a good refrain line For a painter’s song. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/820 "2021-10-14T15:24:33Z")
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