# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/821 "2021-10-14T15:48:33Z")
Or “An air guitar Can be your bestest friend if You have no talent.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/822 "2021-10-14T16:59:35Z")
“You have no talent,” they told me, and yet here’s my damn Oscar! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/823 "2021-10-14T17:11:23Z")
Here’s my damn Oscar! Stayed out all night and scared me. A very bad cat! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/824 "2021-10-14T22:36:53Z")
A very bad cat They say he’s a bad mother I’m talkin’ 'bout Shaft ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/825 "2021-10-15T00:59:48Z")
I’m talkin’ 'bout Shaft A deep hole for coal mining And we can dig it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/826 "2021-10-15T14:20:59Z")
And we can dig it metaphorically, of course no need for shovel ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/827 "2021-10-19T00:49:03Z")
No need for shovel The only things I bury Are my emotions ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/828 "2021-10-19T01:01:55Z")
Are my emotions displeasing to you? Too bad. They keep me going. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/829 "2021-10-19T02:56:03Z")
They keep me going. But these other pills give me Real constipation. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/830 "2021-10-19T09:35:42Z")
Real constipation That’s what I got. Not that lame “It’s been two days! Wah!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/831 "2021-10-19T21:21:58Z")
“It’s been two days! Wah!!!” so cried the guy who ordered a quick cheeseburger ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/832 "2021-10-19T23:58:17Z")
a quick cheeseburger Would sure make a tasty lunch With some French fries too ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/833 "2021-10-20T01:04:11Z")
With some french fries, too Hot to eat I had mayo Better than ketchup ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/834 "2021-10-20T01:36:16Z")
Better than, “ketchup,” Is, “catsup,” or, “[Koe-chiap](https://www.straightdope.com/21341844/how-come-they-call-it-ketchup-sometimes-and-catsup-other-times).” Cripes! Cut a tomato! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/835 "2021-10-20T01:43:29Z")
Cut a tomato! slices put on my sandwich; wedges with salad. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/836 "2021-10-20T04:00:08Z")
Wedges with salad Sticks of carrot. And dessert? Two hot fudge sundaes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/837 "2021-10-20T10:01:04Z")
Two hot fudge sundaes Eat one now, put one in my Pocket for later ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/838 "2021-10-20T19:30:34Z")
“Pocket For Later” – Suggested name for take-out Pita restaurant. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/839 "2021-10-20T20:06:35Z")
Pita restaurant there are none near me, alas maybe soon, I hope ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/840 "2021-10-20T21:26:54Z")
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