# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/841 "2021-10-20T22:33:42Z")
Steal my goddammed car I’ll break your face. Or perhaps request its return ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/842 "2021-10-21T11:34:36Z")
Request its return? Get in line, pal. This is the British Museum. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/843 "2021-10-21T15:44:32Z")
British Museum! Stop for the BM! Next stop: Tower of London! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/844 "2021-10-21T16:33:43Z")
Tower of London! Holds the ghost of Anne Boleyn, Head beneath her arm. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/845 "2021-10-21T18:17:34Z")
Head beneath her arm and her spleen behind her knee that’s one mixed-up dame ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/846 "2021-10-23T03:02:31Z")
That’s one mixed-up dame Who had a vacuum cleaner- Chose a broom to fly. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/847 "2021-10-23T03:58:44Z")
Chose a broom to fly. Never realizing she’d invented Quidditch. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/848 "2021-10-25T16:46:33Z")
Invented Quidditch but never got paid for it and yet didn’t sue ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/849 "2021-10-26T03:55:18Z")
And yet didn’t Sue And Angela have trouble? Their behavior sucked. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/850 "2021-10-26T09:36:45Z")
Their behavior sucked All the fun out of the room Those anti-fun folks ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/851 "2021-10-26T13:40:00Z")
Those anti-fun folks Sucking out all the fun with Fun sucking suckers ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/852 "2021-10-26T14:16:30Z")
Fun sucking suckers Was had at children’s parties Tootsie Pops and such. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/853 "2021-10-26T16:16:23Z")
Tootsie Pops and such have always appealed to me and my damn sweet tooth ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/854 "2021-10-27T16:38:59Z")
And my damn sweet tooth Has a damn cavity, so I got a sweet hole ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/855 "2021-10-27T17:52:30Z")
I got a sweet hole which is much nicer than one that begins with A ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/856 "2021-10-27T20:24:34Z")
‘That’ begins with ‘A’? You must have flunked spelling class. ‘That’ begins with _ **’T’** _. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/857 "2021-10-28T00:39:39Z")
‘That’ begins with _ **’T’** _ Followed by _ **’K’** _, _ **’O’** _, and _ **C’** _ I don’t spell so good ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/858 "2021-10-28T00:49:29Z")
I don’t spell so good. Tried to cast _“Vera Verto”_ – The rat exploded. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/859 "2021-10-28T09:48:40Z")
The rat exploded I baited the trap with a Gummy TNT ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/860 "2021-10-28T13:15:31Z")
Gummy TNT The Coyote likes that stuff Blows up in his face [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=44)