# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/861 "2021-10-28T13:48:34Z")
Blows up in his face not in his hand, unlike those sweet l’il M&Ms. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/862 "2021-10-28T14:27:29Z")
Sweet l’il M&Ms Tiny choc’late bars and cups: Halloween’s coming. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/863 "2021-10-28T15:03:49Z")
Hallowe’en’s coming. Can Christmas be far behind? Put up colored lights. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/864 "2021-10-28T15:35:10Z")
Put up colored lights In the Kashyyyk villages Celebrate Life Day ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/865 "2021-10-28T18:13:55Z")
Celebrate Life Day Carrie Fisher looked zoned out George Lucas? Not proud ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/866 "2021-10-28T21:20:01Z")
George Lucas not proud Of his latest film series Haiku Madness Wars ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/867 "2021-10-28T22:26:15Z")
Haiku Madness wars What the kids are playing now Thumb wars are passé ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/868 "2021-10-29T12:28:45Z")
Thumb wars are passe Moving on to better things Maybe tic tac toe ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/869 "2021-10-29T16:56:48Z")
Maybe tic tac toe extremely boring except In movie War Games ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/870 "2021-10-29T19:51:23Z")
In movie _War Games_ kid pretended to launch nukes but then shit got real ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/871 "2021-10-30T11:43:56Z")
But then shit got real And we all rejoiced, because Fake shit is the worst ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/872 "2021-10-30T12:02:50Z")
Fake shit is the worst Can’t buy from Johnson Smith no more Time to make your own ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/873 "2021-10-30T16:30:03Z")
Man, I haven’t thought of Johnson Smith in more than 50 years. Used to _love_ those catalogs as a yout. Thanks for the reminder! mmm ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/874 "2021-10-31T03:38:54Z")
Time to make your own Cannot trust big business now Money goes to Musk ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/875 "2021-10-31T11:24:18Z")
Money goes to Musk But these Butterfingers go To little goblins ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/876 "2021-11-01T13:11:32Z")
To little goblins I owe no apologies Buy your own candy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/877 "2021-11-01T13:48:09Z")
Buy your own candy All you darn little kids are A bunch of mooches ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/878 "2021-11-01T15:01:34Z")
A bunch of mooches Is what you call the flowers Oh they’re OK man ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/879 "2021-11-01T16:09:31Z")
“Oh, they’re OK, man” hippy vouched for the daisies but I don’t trust him ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/880 "2021-11-02T01:36:07Z")
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