# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/881 "2021-11-02T09:28:35Z")
Seventeen inches Of kishka, and I wonder Who the heck [stole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqZQUhBBHw) it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/882 "2021-11-02T14:40:07Z")
Who the heck stole it? Why would they even want to? Where did they put it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/883 "2021-11-02T17:38:16Z")
Where did they put it? Plenty of places to hide in last place you look ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/884 "2021-11-02T17:45:36Z")
in last place you look is where you find your car keys never in pockets ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/885 "2021-11-02T18:27:50Z")
Never in pockets Just all over the table I’m no good at pool. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/886 "2021-11-02T19:12:36Z")
I’m no good at pool Of the dragonfly I know can’t do math either ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/887 "2021-11-02T20:46:21Z")
Can’t do math either was told there would _be_ no math was I misinformed? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/888 "2021-11-02T22:11:53Z")
Was i misinformed? I was told there would be snacks Why else would I come? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/889 "2021-11-03T13:16:15Z")
Why else would I come? nothing interesting here I must be going. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/890 "2021-11-03T13:25:20Z")
I must be going I cannot stay, came to say, I must be going ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/891 "2021-11-03T13:26:14Z")
I must be going My time is nearly over I bid you adieu ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/892 "2021-11-03T13:40:49Z")
I bid you adieu And a Coke and a Pepsi I’m thinking you’re parched ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/893 "2021-11-03T13:46:24Z")
I’m thinking you’re parched Not for tea, but alcohol Time to hit the sauce ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/894 "2021-11-04T02:33:58Z")
Time to hit the sauce. This taco is a little Bland without any. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/895 "2021-11-04T03:46:42Z")
Bland without any B or L is just and, and And is really bland. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/896 "2021-11-04T09:40:39Z")
And is really bland No N or D? Now it’s Bla O-bla-di-bla-da ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/897 "2021-11-04T12:22:38Z")
O-bla-di-bla-da Some Beatles haven’t aged well Nobody’s perfect ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/898 "2021-11-04T13:51:56Z")
Nobody’s perfect Except for Curt Hennig he Was Mr. Perfect ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/899 "2021-11-04T14:15:59Z")
Was Mr. Perfect but then I decided that I should be humbler ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/900 "2021-11-04T14:26:07Z")
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