# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/901 "2021-11-04T22:25:06Z")
But I’m really not A very bad man, just a Very bad wizard ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/902 "2021-11-05T00:27:30Z")
Very bad wizard Can’t make the water go on In new bathroom sinks. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/903 "2021-11-06T12:05:16Z")
In new bathroom sinks Please, please do not urinate Go in the bathtub ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/904 "2021-11-06T14:25:24Z")
Go in the bathtub! Very smelly dog who just Rolled in dead woodchuck. (it occurs to me that that works for me, but does anybody pronounce “rolled” as two syllables?) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/905 "2021-11-06T15:14:00Z")
“Rolled in Dead Woodchuck” Is that a Frank Zappa tune? Sounds just like his style. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/906 "2021-11-06T17:28:56Z")
Sounds just like his style – Check out that “Roland” song and “Excitable Boy” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/907 "2021-11-06T22:14:23Z")
Excitable Boy? Wait, wasn’t that ZZ Top? Z bands confuse me ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/908 "2021-11-07T15:16:00Z")
“Z bands confuse me” Maurice Chevalier “I prefer Z little girls” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/909 "2021-11-07T23:30:06Z")
" I prefer Z little girls" Don’t quite a haiku Line make so I pass. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/910 "2021-11-07T23:38:31Z")
Line make so I pass My haiku knowledge to some Five, seven, then five ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/911 "2021-11-08T00:53:14Z")
Five, seven, then five: Lamest combination lock In history, man ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/912 "2021-11-08T10:52:52Z")
In history, man I was as bad as math, yo Did not like school, dude ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/913 "2021-11-08T12:58:37Z")
Did not like school dude. But after school dude? I mean, That dude was allllllllllright! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/914 "2021-11-08T17:27:52Z")
That dude was allllllllllright! Mommy, daddy’s alright they seem a little weird ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/915 "2021-11-08T18:34:53Z")
seems a little weird over nine hundred haiku’s using the last line ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/916 "2021-11-08T19:15:08Z")
Using the last line Is there any other way? Would it be haiku? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/917 "2021-11-08T21:34:19Z")
Would it be haiku? I will ask, more to the point, Why wouldn’t it be? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/918 "2021-11-08T21:40:55Z")
Why wouldn’t it be? Oh my god (rain falls softly) I could write a book ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/919 "2021-11-08T22:57:21Z")
I could write a book On the variety of Ways I got ninja’d Jesus, nevermind 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/920 "2021-11-08T22:59:30Z")
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