# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/921 "2021-11-09T10:43:00Z")
Limerick Madness Never did catch on, 'cept in One part of Ireland ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/922 "2021-11-09T14:46:44Z")
One part of Ireland Invented the limerick What else did they do ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/923 "2021-11-09T16:50:18Z")
What else did they do? Made ribald innuendoes Into an art form. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/924 "2021-11-09T16:55:25Z")
Into an art form The brawlers crashed. Please don’t fight At the Guggenheim. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/925 "2021-11-09T16:56:42Z")
At the Guggenheim the Saturday Night Rumble is itself artwork ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/926 "2021-11-10T19:44:33Z")
is itself artwork to those who like things like that but now, I digress ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/927 "2021-11-10T21:24:31Z")
But now, I digress to write about Ecuador somewhere to the south ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/928 "2021-11-11T00:33:22Z")
Somewhere to the south It’s warmer than it is here. Gotta go there soon. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/929 "2021-11-12T01:38:16Z")
Gotta go there soon Gonna pack my bags and git! See ya soon, baboon. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/930 "2021-11-12T02:23:03Z")
“See ya soon, baboon.” “Watch your mouth, Dr. Zaius, Or we’ll ‘Fight Like Apes.’” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/931 "2021-11-12T18:18:59Z")
Or we’ll Fight Like Apes Not the motion picture sort But the kind in zoos ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/932 "2021-11-12T18:25:11Z")
But the kind, in zoos, Worry about conditions For those who live there. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/933 "2021-11-12T20:17:00Z")
For those who live there Their homes are their homes to them But just these people ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/934 "2021-11-13T01:11:19Z")
But just these people Are destined for other things. Let’s scrape the barrel. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/935 "2021-11-13T01:15:24Z")
Let’s scrape the barrel And then we can roll it out Polish polka style ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/936 "2021-11-13T05:37:16Z")
Polish polka style – Bounce a fat girl up and down, Then break for a beer. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/937 "2021-11-13T10:48:20Z")
Then break for a beer 'cause don’t want her, you have her She’s too fat for me ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/938 "2021-11-13T13:41:31Z")
She’s too fat for me And she don’t care; she knows that I’m too dim for her. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/939 "2021-11-13T14:37:02Z")
I’m too dim for her to improve my appearance turn on the bright lights. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/940 "2021-11-13T19:08:55Z")
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