# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/961 "2021-11-24T19:47:00Z")
There are now _five_ lights Cardassian torturer can go screw himself ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/962 "2021-11-25T01:15:40Z")
Can go screw himself But first, dim the lights. And don’t Forget the foreplay ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/963 "2021-11-29T18:53:00Z")
Forget the foreplay she’s on a tight schedule jump her bones right now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/964 "2021-11-29T19:03:48Z")
jump her bones right now! But first take them to Dinner put meat on their bones ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/965 "2021-12-02T03:07:28Z")
Put meat on their Bones; Emily Deschanel was Just too darn skinny. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/966 "2021-12-02T10:31:28Z")
Just too darn skinny But he was obese. Get it? (He had too much skin) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/967 "2021-12-02T14:39:07Z")
He had too much skin In the game, he thought, to leave; So he lost it all. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/968 "2021-12-02T14:48:24Z")
So he lost it all. So what? He could get lots more Belly-button fluff. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/969 "2021-12-02T19:05:05Z")
Belly button fluff something from nothing; refutes thermodynamics ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/970 "2021-12-02T22:32:10Z")
Thermodynamics One word per line? Let me see… Ornithology! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/971 "2021-12-02T23:12:18Z")
Orinthology You may know, is an album By Charlie Parker ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/972 "2021-12-02T23:42:39Z")
By Charlie, **Parker Lewis Can’t Lose** was a good Television show. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/973 "2021-12-03T12:45:52Z")
Television show Characters as role models: Not a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/974 "2021-12-03T15:32:35Z")
Not a good idea: eating belly-button fluff Ick blech ugh ooo yuck ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/975 "2021-12-03T15:45:42Z")
Ick, blech, ugh, ooo, yuck – Terms used to describe the Trump Administration. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/976 "2021-12-03T16:33:56Z")
“Administration.” Some people sure do love signs. Hey, here’s one: “Exit.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/977 "2021-12-05T00:48:00Z")
Hey, here’s one: “Exit” take the next turn to the left So says my Garmin ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/978 "2021-12-05T02:33:32Z")
So says my Garmin Who is so charmin I feel Our intimacy. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/979 "2021-12-05T11:54:51Z")
Our intimacy Will ramp up when you doff your Isolation gear ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/980 "2021-12-06T14:46:15Z")
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