# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/81 "2020-11-13T07:12:04Z")
Way too much to do In the middle of the week. The weekend gets near. [![](https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2015/6-24/56NreGb9Bs-1.png) ](https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2015/6-24/56NreGb9Bs-1.png) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/82 "2020-11-13T10:39:14Z")
The weekend gets near But that will be followed by Yet another week ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/83 "2020-11-13T12:35:08Z")
Yet another week, And closer comes Christmas and Inauguration ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/84 "2020-11-13T15:06:53Z")
Inauguration Is easy enough to do; Eviction, less so. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/85 "2020-11-13T20:47:33Z")
Eviction. Less so- ciopathy could prevent humiliation ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/86 "2020-11-13T23:22:25Z")
Humiliation Psychopathological Unpresidential ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/87 "2020-11-14T13:56:29Z")
Unpresidential Tweets will soon stop and be gone Like a miracle! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/88 "2020-11-14T15:53:02Z")
Like a Miracle Somebody karaoked The Tears of a Clown ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/89 "2020-11-17T07:35:43Z")
The tears of a clown. They are the saddest of tears; and the creepiest. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/90 "2020-11-17T14:39:49Z")
And the creepiest Tim Burton is to direct _Addams Family_. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/91 "2020-11-17T23:18:26Z")
Adams family Was pissed when the Washingtons Pouted 'bout leaving ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/92 "2020-11-27T12:47:23Z")
Pouted 'bout leaving But it was all a charade Just want to go home ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/93 "2020-11-27T15:22:41Z")
Just want to go home: How I often used to feel. Now I just stay here. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/94 "2020-11-27T15:28:58Z")
Now I just stay here Lookin’ at my monitor, Waitin’ for Santa ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/95 "2020-11-27T15:35:55Z")
Waitin’ for Santa: Poor Mrs. Claus, he only comes just once a year. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/96 "2020-11-27T18:43:08Z")
Comes just once a year A remarkable case of Indigo kumquats ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/97 "2020-11-27T18:55:11Z")
Indigo Kumquats Was the opening act for Sarah McLachlan. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/98 "2020-11-27T21:44:03Z")
Sarah McLachlan Shouted at the Frasier show “Lilith is unfair!” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/99 "2020-11-27T22:09:37Z")
Lilith is unfair ly accused of evil mind Wish’d equality. ---
**Author:** ![Beesnest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@Beesnest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beesnest)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/100 "2020-12-01T18:41:52Z")
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