# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/981 "2021-12-06T16:28:14Z")
At least wear a mask If you plan to rob a bank. Forewarned is forearmed. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/982 "2021-12-06T16:53:12Z")
Forewarned is forearmed Be prepared for sex, have a Full body condom ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/983 "2021-12-06T18:11:07Z")
Full body condom was sight gag in _Naked Gun_ I never bought one ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/984 "2021-12-06T20:11:08Z")
I never bought one So I ended up in jail Happens when you steal ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/985 "2021-12-07T14:15:15Z")
Happens when you steal If you’re rich, you will go free If you’re poor, you’re screwed ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/986 "2021-12-07T16:40:47Z")
If you’re poor, you’re screwed not in a good way, either I’d rather be rich ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/987 "2021-12-07T22:49:58Z")
I’d rather be Rich Than Richard, Rick, or Ricky Or god forbid Dick ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/988 "2021-12-08T03:02:11Z")
Or god forbid Dick Brings me unfond memories That Nixon is back ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/989 "2021-12-08T03:33:51Z")
That Nixon is back Would still be more welcome than Trump running again. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/990 "2021-12-08T22:14:17Z")
Trump running again? No no no no no no no let it _not_ be so! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/991 "2021-12-08T22:20:50Z")
Let It Not Be So McCartney had to work on That title a bit ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/992 "2021-12-12T05:49:55Z")
That title, a bit Like a crooked little mask That plays with your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/993 "2021-12-12T16:01:09Z")
That plays with your mind That Mary Jane. Why do you Think they call it dope? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/994 "2021-12-12T18:56:03Z")
Think they call it ‘dope’ – Special paint used on fabric Skin of old airplanes. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/995 "2021-12-12T21:14:22Z")
Skin of old airplanes Bones of old houses and stores: That’s what they’ll find here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/996 "2021-12-13T14:10:24Z")
That’s what they’ll find there A mystery wrapped in doubt call in Colombo ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/997 "2021-12-13T14:13:20Z")
Call in Columbo He knows the guilty party 'Cause he’s seen the script ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/998 "2021-12-13T14:20:50Z")
'Cause he’s seen the script and has just _one_ more question for guilty suspects ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/999 "2021-12-14T11:29:26Z")
“For guilty suspects, Press 1. For innocent ones, Call Perry Mason.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1000 "2021-12-14T12:08:25Z")
Call Perry Mason. End up talking on the phone With Ms. Della Street. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=51)