# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1001 "2021-12-17T00:26:42Z")
With Ms. Della Street Think about Brando movie She desires a car ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1002 "2021-12-17T00:40:22Z")
She desires a car Not the one Janis wanted. One for farm back roads. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1003 "2021-12-17T10:34:07Z")
One for farm back roads And now, one thousand posts for Haiku Madness 2 ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1004 "2021-12-17T14:20:26Z")
Haiku Madness 2 Not Electric Boogaloo When I sneeze, ACHOO! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1005 "2021-12-17T14:43:41Z")
When I sneeze, ACHOO! And then my nostril hairs grew And turn a strange hue ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1006 "2021-12-17T15:36:06Z")
And turn a strange hue perhaps something in chartreuse pleasing to the eye ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1007 "2021-12-17T16:20:15Z")
Pleasing to the eye And attractive to the smell - Poppies make them sleep ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1008 "2021-12-17T22:16:45Z")
Poppies make them sleep Them lions and scarecrows and Young girls from Kansas ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1009 "2021-12-18T19:36:29Z")
Young girls from Kansas That would make a good band name Just waiting for Y ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2021, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1010 "2021-12-18T20:56:08Z")
Just waiting for Y M, C, and A are on time The village is short ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1011 "2021-12-18T21:40:31Z")
The village is short 600,000 dollars. 🎵 Oh, Mr. Osteen? 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1012 "2021-12-22T14:11:12Z")
🎵 Oh, Mr. Osteen? 🎶 Can you take in Harvey folks? No room at the inn? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1013 "2021-12-22T14:53:47Z")
No room at the inn - A birth requires privacy - Go to the manger. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1014 "2021-12-22T18:31:05Z")
Go to the manger don’t mind Joseph and Mary and their cute baby ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1015 "2021-12-22T19:00:48Z")
and their cute baby don’t want no damn drum solo he wants a bottle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1016 "2021-12-23T15:18:55Z")
“He wants a bottle” could be said of many drunks bottoms up, my friends! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1017 "2021-12-23T16:48:32Z")
“Bottoms up, my friends!” Could, too, be the lusty cry Of the pygophile. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1018 "2021-12-23T22:18:50Z")
Of the pygophile I confess, I knew nothing But I may be one ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1019 "2021-12-29T16:33:33Z")
But I may be one with ev’rything … or nothing It’s so hard to tell. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1020 "2021-12-29T16:50:47Z")
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