# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1021 "2021-12-29T22:56:55Z")
“It makes her look fat” The ghost of him insisted From beyond the grave ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1022 "2021-12-30T00:22:04Z")
From beyond the grave comes a dire warning to all Here there be Zombies ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1023 "2021-12-30T02:45:28Z")
Here there be Zombies, But not in this thread. Here there Be only Freshies. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1024 "2021-12-30T11:20:03Z")
“Be only Freshies!” He cried out - and then he died. We are so confused. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1025 "2021-12-30T16:21:34Z")
We are so confused But I think that’s just normal For human beings. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1026 "2021-12-30T20:42:52Z")
For human beings, the wait is nearly over. Half way to L2… ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1027 "2021-12-30T20:52:21Z")
Half way to L2 Having been so designed that First task is a shield. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1028 "2022-01-03T21:28:10Z")
“First task is a shield,” said the sergeant, glowering. “Second is a sword.” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1029 "2022-01-03T23:48:53Z")
Second is a sword But never got to use it. Duel was of minds. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1030 "2022-01-04T10:23:15Z")
Duel was of minds Me vs. chimpanzee. I Didn’t stand a chance ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1031 "2022-01-04T14:48:18Z")
Didn’t stand a chance, but of course I had to try. Challenge accepted! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1032 "2022-01-04T14:53:31Z")
Challenge accepted! A choice that Al Hamilton Should never have made. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1033 "2022-01-04T15:05:43Z")
Should never have made those chocolate chip cookies I have bellyache. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1034 "2022-01-04T22:34:28Z")
I have bellyache Me need some Pepto Bismol You know, the pink stuff ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1035 "2022-01-04T23:08:27Z")
You know, the pink stuff They keep pushing on all girls? Some like it, some don’t. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1036 "2022-01-05T04:19:52Z")
Some like it. Some don’t. I like it just fine. Why don’t You just go try it? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1037 "2022-01-05T12:54:47Z")
You just go try it But it’s no use. Let’s face it - Olive Garden sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1038 "2022-01-05T16:43:12Z")
Olive garden sucks I’ve sown tons of pimentos Not one has sprouted ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1039 "2022-01-05T17:12:59Z")
Not one has sprouted imagine my frustration but life goes on, right? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1040 "2022-01-07T10:40:38Z")
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