# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1041 "2022-01-08T03:25:46Z")
One Day at a Time: Valerie Bertinelli; Heart goes pitter-pat! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1042 "2022-01-08T06:28:16Z")
Heart goes pitter-pat, Prompts a frantic talk with the Cardiologist. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1043 "2022-01-08T11:35:45Z")
Cardiologist Said, Valerie B? You need A doctor of Love ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1044 "2022-01-08T15:58:51Z")
A doctor of Love With the name of Gene Simmons? Kiss your ass goodbye! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1045 "2022-01-08T16:00:23Z")
Kiss your ass goodbye And acquire an electric Car and a tractor. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1046 "2022-01-08T16:46:34Z")
Car and a tractor Run by electricity? An historic shock. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1047 "2022-01-10T16:39:29Z")
An historic shock. Animated the creature “It’s alive!” he yelled. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1048 "2022-01-10T17:36:42Z")
“It’s alive!” he yelled. “Great!” declared the hunters. “When Does the season start?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1049 "2022-01-10T17:40:45Z")
Does the season start With tillable soil in March? Or sodden till June? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1050 "2022-01-11T05:09:21Z")
Or sodden til June Unless you wish to dry up With AA winners. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1051 "2022-01-13T10:36:24Z")
With AA winners After the game, where do you Go to celebrate? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1052 "2022-01-13T10:46:04Z")
Go to celebrate Anywhere you want to go. Just order root beer. Just order root beer. Have it served in a pint glass. Then say it’s dark beer. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1053 "2022-01-13T15:08:23Z")
Then say it’s dark beer or pop, or gin, or bitters I’m no bartender ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1054 "2022-01-13T15:10:16Z")
I’m no bartender said the lying bartender to the FBI ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1055 "2022-01-13T16:34:55Z")
To the FBI: Please cut back on the number Of your TV shows. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1056 "2022-01-13T22:51:10Z")
Of your TV shows Gomer Pyle was the best, I Said to Frank Sutton ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1057 "2022-01-13T23:56:14Z")
Said to Frank Sutton Are you one of the Suttons Who make all those spoons? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1058 "2022-01-14T15:44:15Z")
“Who made all these spoons? And why, when I need a knife?” Asked Ms Morissette. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1059 "2022-01-14T15:45:42Z")
Asked Ms. Morissette: Who make all those spoons, forks, knives? Why no make sporks, too? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1060 "2022-01-14T19:23:32Z")
Why no make sporks, too? Because sporks are seen as an Abomination. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=54)