# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1061 "2022-01-14T19:32:11Z")
Abomination is a five syllable word just right for haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1062 "2022-01-14T19:35:50Z")
Just right for haiku and for this thread, too, of course. Turning Japanese! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1063 "2022-01-17T14:50:32Z")
Turning Japanese Noodles into 'merican Just add lots of cheese ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1064 "2022-01-17T16:52:28Z")
Just add lots of cheese _Et voila!_ You now have one Ruined clothes dryer. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1065 "2022-01-17T17:21:54Z")
Ruined clothes dryer? Hey, there’s a sale at Penney’s! Well, Johnny says so. ✈ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1066 "2022-01-17T17:44:19Z")
Well Johnny says, “So Many wonderful guests, but Just one Tiny Tim.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1067 "2022-01-17T17:59:16Z")
Just one Tiny Tim But the rest of the cast were On crutches as well. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1068 "2022-01-18T04:41:54Z")
On crutches as well As a walker, Willard said, “You’re too rough in bed.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1069 "2022-01-18T10:24:02Z")
“You’re too rough in bed,” I muttered as I swapped out My sandpaper sheets ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1070 "2022-01-18T14:18:52Z")
My sandpaper sheets The set came with a free gift Styrofoam undies ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1071 "2022-01-18T18:09:27Z")
Styrofoam undies make me sweaty and, what’s more, they squeak 'way too much ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1072 "2022-01-18T18:46:30Z")
They squeak 'way too much, Bind in the crotch, and won’t go Through the spin cycle. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1073 "2022-01-18T21:02:31Z")
Through the spin cycle. Goes my studded thong but why Studs on the inside? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1074 "2022-01-18T21:50:25Z")
Stud’s on the inside, Rocco’s hitting the vault and Lefty’s the wheel-man. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1075 "2022-01-18T23:00:17Z")
Lefty’s the wheel-man Righty’s on brake. I’m stuck in The middle with you ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1076 "2022-01-19T12:24:03Z")
The middle with you is between the left with you and the right with you. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1077 "2022-01-19T14:18:12Z")
And the “Right with you!” Lie is repeated, as you Wait for hours and hours. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1078 "2022-01-19T14:27:23Z")
Wait for hours and hours. For my studded thong to dry What’s taking so long ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1079 "2022-01-19T17:47:36Z")
What’s taking so long with my car? I really hope the bill’s not too high. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1080 "2022-01-19T21:19:33Z")
The bill’s not too high for _juuust_ the right studded thong; I’ll pay anything! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=55)