# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1081 "2022-01-19T22:21:07Z")
I’ll pay anything I’ll go anywhere if you Just give me some cheese ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1082 "2022-01-20T02:55:03Z")
Just give me some cheese; I’m tired of “message movies.” Where’s Mike and the 'bots? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1083 "2022-01-20T22:30:03Z")
Where’s Mike and the 'Bots? I hope they come out soon, cuz This warm-up band sucks ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1084 "2022-01-22T01:29:04Z")
This warm-up band sucks! Well, they _are_ called “The Black Holes.” Next? “Accretion Disc.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1085 "2022-01-24T11:31:42Z")
Next accretion disk Flies in my kitchen window I’m just gonna scream ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1086 "2022-01-24T14:02:57Z")
I’m just gonna scream as spaghettification squishes me to death. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1087 "2022-01-24T20:03:45Z")
“Squishes me to death,” the message said; I wonder what was left unsaid ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1088 "2022-01-24T22:06:09Z")
What was left unsaid: You have the most perfect face (for the radio) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1089 "2022-01-25T04:13:02Z")
For the radio Operator’s license I Had to learn Morse code. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1090 "2022-01-25T11:14:04Z")
Had to learn Morse code While my raft was sinking. yeah, I procrastinate ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1091 "2022-01-25T15:23:21Z")
I procrastinate (or mean to, at least, but I never find the time) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1092 "2022-01-26T10:25:20Z")
Never find the time, Or the place, or the person? That’s why you’re alone. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1093 "2022-01-27T01:44:07Z")
That’s why you’re alone She said when she eyeballed my 1500 cats ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1094 "2022-01-27T02:24:03Z")
1500 cats Is fourteen hundred ninety- Nine too damn many. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1095 "2022-01-27T19:38:46Z")
“Nine too damn many,” she replied when I asked her if I could have ten ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1096 "2022-01-27T19:45:07Z")
if I could have ten I’d choose the ten on the right nearest to the door ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1097 "2022-01-27T21:51:56Z")
Nearest to the door a young white and yellow cat wanting to go OUT! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1098 "2022-01-28T01:51:43Z")
Wanting to go out Is a feeling that left me Three decades ago ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1099 "2022-01-28T16:13:13Z")
Three decades ago Long ago, but the 90s Weren’t that long ago ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1100 "2022-01-28T18:10:57Z")
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