# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1101 "2022-01-28T22:35:59Z")
His mama’s moonshine Is much like his daddy’s but It is made with love ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1102 "2022-01-29T00:12:01Z")
It is made with love, So check the cabbage patch. That’s Where babies come from. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1103 "2022-01-30T05:15:29Z")
Where babies come from I do not know. I hear tell wife has date with stork. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1104 "2022-01-30T12:39:16Z")
Wife has date with stork And he’ll say to the waiter “Put it on my bill” ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1105 "2022-01-30T20:47:06Z")
“Put it on my bill” I said to the Maitre D’ as I left the Ritz. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1106 "2022-01-30T21:32:27Z")
As I left the Ritz At the store, I knew there’d be No mock apple pie ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1107 "2022-01-31T19:10:32Z")
No mock apple pie I have all these mock apples Where should I stick these? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1108 "2022-01-31T21:54:37Z")
Where should I stick these? One answer will get you banned From SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1109 "2022-01-31T23:01:02Z")
“From SDMB with Love” was a James Bond film That’s long forgotten ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1110 "2022-01-31T23:24:26Z")
That’s long forgotten and isn’t available on Netflix, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1111 "2022-02-01T15:40:46Z")
On Netflix: _Sorry,_ _I Was Watching You When You_ _Killed That Girl Just Now_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1112 "2022-02-01T18:05:20Z")
_Killed That Girl Just Now -_ _Or Maybe False Confession?_ is the new sequel ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1113 "2022-02-02T10:32:17Z")
Is the new sequel Bad as the other nine? I Hate these franchises ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1114 "2022-02-02T20:30:59Z")
Hate these franchises, with their sick franchisy ways. Hope they rot in hell. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1115 "2022-02-03T22:43:14Z")
Hope they rot in hell. Although, Hell is a _dry_ heat. Not much rots in Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1116 "2022-02-04T11:35:25Z")
Not much rots in Hell But in your case Satan might Make an exception ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1117 "2022-02-04T18:01:31Z")
Make an exception? Not in modern politics. Compromise is dead. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1118 "2022-02-10T20:12:22Z")
Compromise is dead so is William McKinley… at least, so I’ve heard ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1119 "2022-02-10T23:02:03Z")
At least, so I’ve heard Some great tunes on Spotify But alas, no Neil ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1120 "2022-02-11T00:28:18Z")
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