# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1121 "2022-02-11T02:04:03Z")
To the moon again But wait, we’ll need a driver Hey Collins, c’mere! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1122 "2022-02-11T08:44:23Z")
Hey Collins, c’mere! Aldrin too. We’ll pay you for Your mileage this time. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1123 "2022-02-11T10:44:52Z")
Your mileage this time Will definitely vary Posting on the Dope ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1124 "2022-02-11T13:57:21Z")
Posting on the Dope How I spend most of my time Also axe throwing ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1125 "2022-02-11T17:15:19Z")
Also, ‘axe thowing’ Is misnamed, since most places Only use hatchets. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1126 "2022-02-11T17:34:00Z")
“Only use hatchets,” Fred told me, when I asked him about felling trees. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1127 "2022-02-11T21:06:53Z")
About felling trees Know this: I’m a lumberjack And I am OK ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1128 "2022-02-11T23:49:30Z")
And I am OK Because I know trees can fall In odd directions. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1129 "2022-02-12T22:15:08Z")
In odd directions My urine streams, time to see The penis doctor ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1130 "2022-02-12T22:18:35Z")
The penis doctor: His real name is Richard, but You can call him Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1131 "2022-02-13T05:32:33Z")
You can call him Dick or anything you like, but don’t say he’s a prick ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1132 "2022-02-13T11:28:36Z")
Don’t say he’s a prick When ev’rybody knows he’s A world class asshole ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1133 "2022-02-14T14:21:22Z")
A world class asshole I’d pay a lot of money to have him wiped out. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1134 "2022-02-14T15:23:20Z")
To have him wiped out, You need Febreze on a rag. Death to Jimmy Germ! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1135 "2022-02-14T21:46:10Z")
Death to Jimmy Germ! Wait, is his name considered Alliteration? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1136 "2022-02-15T18:42:27Z")
Alliteration makes things more memorable; write that down, would you? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1137 "2022-02-15T20:19:57Z")
write that down, would you? And take care so it looks good Cross I’s and dot T’s ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1138 "2022-02-15T22:56:06Z")
Cross I’s and dot T’s And while you’re at it put in Some random umlauts ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1139 "2022-02-16T01:18:14Z")
Some random unlauts — No more than two, and never Over consonants. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1140 "2022-02-16T15:14:57Z")
Over consonants We must not fight. But vowels? You and me, let’s dance! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=58)