# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1141 "2022-02-16T18:10:45Z")
“You and me, let’s dance!” Bowie told me, but I said, “No thanks, man, I’m straight.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1142 "2022-02-16T21:32:45Z")
No thanks, man, I’m straight Then I looked at JGL And thought “Hmmm, maybe…” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1143 "2022-02-16T22:29:36Z")
so who’s JGL? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1144 "2022-02-16T22:34:39Z")
And thought, “Hmmm, maybe…” Cuz Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Apparently hot ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1145 "2022-02-17T04:05:45Z")
Apparently hot Is the woman who lit the Candle with her tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1146 "2022-02-17T10:31:51Z")
Candle with Her Tongue Elton’s working title for Candle in the Wind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1147 "2022-02-17T16:41:44Z")
Candle in the wind is real likely to blow out take it inside, dawg ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1148 "2022-02-17T18:27:16Z")
take it inside, dawg What person bestowed canines A point of egress? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1149 "2022-02-17T19:47:43Z")
A point of egress is also one of ingress - first thing police learn. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1150 "2022-02-17T22:35:06Z")
First thing police learn How to frisk a dude’s nethers Without causing harm ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1151 "2022-02-18T04:52:09Z")
Without causing harm, I gently placed the thermo meter. Ooh, ooh, ah. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1152 "2022-02-19T13:57:31Z")
“Meter ooh ooh ah” said the parking enforcer (he was a monkey) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1153 "2022-02-19T20:12:35Z")
He was a monkey. He wrote last train to Clerksville and steppin’ stone too. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1154 "2022-02-19T20:40:54Z")
And steppin’ stone, too Fat to be skippin’ stone, found His niche in the mud. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1155 "2022-02-21T11:20:01Z")
“His niche in the mud” Let us not euphemize, just Say it. He boinked her. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1156 "2022-02-21T15:32:22Z")
Say it. He boinked her. Despite claims he never had Sex with that woman. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1157 "2022-02-21T16:25:09Z")
Sex with that woman Is, as she says, delightful They said with pleased smiles. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1158 "2022-02-22T20:38:57Z")
They said with pleased smiles, “So this is the haiku thread!” But will they now post? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1159 "2022-02-22T20:59:49Z")
But will they now post Or sit to the trot? as if They rode western style. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1160 "2022-02-22T21:41:31Z")
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