# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/101 "2020-12-02T13:56:48Z")
Richmond Highway One Is in Prince William County, State of Virginia ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/102 "2020-12-02T20:33:50Z")
State of Virginia Is home of the world’s only Oyster museum ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/103 "2020-12-02T21:01:50Z")
Oyster muse? Um, like Venus on a scallop shell? Clio as a pearl. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/104 "2020-12-02T22:41:09Z")
Foul! “Oyster Muse? Um” would be ok. Adding “like” is no good. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/105 "2020-12-02T23:12:46Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > “Oyster Muse? Um” would be ok. But that’s only 4 syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/106 "2020-12-03T10:45:24Z")
Yeah, I should have clarified. OK except for the syllable issue. Adding actual words is not allowed. (not trying to be a haiku Nazi, just clarifying the rules) (rules which, admittedly, were not previously spelled out with regard to this) mmm ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/107 "2020-12-03T22:09:15Z")
Oyster museum [should somehow lead to that there] Clio as a pearl. ---
**Author:** ![Beesnest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@Beesnest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beesnest)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/108 "2020-12-04T20:42:40Z")
Clio as a Pearl Ivanka’s deposition Access takes money ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/109 "2020-12-05T21:45:13Z")
Access takes money But backstage access? Just say I am with the band ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/110 "2020-12-05T21:53:15Z")
I am with the band. We were playing, “Orpheus.” Was that an iceberg? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/111 "2020-12-05T22:22:23Z")
Was that an iceberg most unseen under water or all in plain sight? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/112 "2020-12-05T23:29:31Z")
Or all in plain sight But some hidden in shadows Then none seen at all ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/113 "2020-12-06T15:03:00Z")
Then none seen at all! Where did all the Romulans go? Cloaking device. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/114 "2020-12-06T15:11:13Z")
Go, cloaking device Do that thing that you do best Can you see me now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/115 "2020-12-06T15:26:31Z")
Can you see me now? Nowhere Man, can you see me At all? -John Lennon ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/116 "2020-12-07T10:53:07Z")
At all John Lennon Concerts all we were saying Was give peace a chance ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/117 "2020-12-07T21:27:12Z")
Was give peace a chance Only good for the sixties? We could use some now. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/118 "2020-12-07T21:32:13Z")
We could use some now But the neighbors bought it all - They hoard and don’t share ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/119 "2020-12-08T01:51:35Z")
They hoard and don’t share. Zombie apocalypse stock’d. Covid? No masks on. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/120 "2020-12-10T22:15:37Z")
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