# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1181 "2022-02-25T17:49:46Z")
Can’t count this morning Maybe too much beer last night Or just lack of sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1182 "2022-02-26T12:15:57Z")
Or just lack of sleep Is the reason that I sprayed Raid under my arm ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1183 "2022-02-26T17:28:34Z")
Raid under my arm? A thought – if sprayed elsewhere, will It kill crotch crickets? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1184 "2022-02-27T16:30:58Z")
It kill crotch crickets But buttock bedbugs, uh, no They just go to sleep ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1185 "2022-02-28T18:56:21Z")
They just go to sleep or at least, you hope they will don’t visit me, please! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1186 "2022-02-28T20:20:02Z")
Don’t visit me, please or I’ll pretend to be out. even if I’m in ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1187 "2022-03-01T19:16:36Z")
“Even if I’m in,” the gay dude said, “I’m really definitely out.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1188 "2022-03-02T11:15:39Z")
Definitely out Of his mind, that Putin guy You ain’t got 'nuff land? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1189 "2022-03-02T15:22:45Z")
You ain’t got 'nuff land Till you’ve got all that joins yours. Problem’s obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1190 "2022-03-02T16:12:43Z")
Problem’s obvious We need Trump back in office ROTFL! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1191 "2022-03-02T16:30:09Z")
ROTFL! I appear to have _Kuru_! Must stop eating brains! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1192 "2022-03-02T20:05:20Z")
Must stop eating brains, I keep telling the zombies; they never listen ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1193 "2022-03-02T23:04:22Z")
They never listen When I tell them that they have Carrots in their ears ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1194 "2022-03-02T23:44:43Z")
Carrots in their ears Rutabagas on their heads: Strange costume party. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1195 "2022-03-03T00:09:56Z")
Strange costume party: I went as Dormammu, and Benedict was Wong. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1196 "2022-03-03T02:37:19Z")
Benedict was wong Yeah, but Cumberbatch was white So says Elmer Fudd ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1197 "2022-03-03T03:19:12Z")
So says Elmer Fudd In his steaming rage “I hate That fucking wabbit.” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1198 "2022-03-03T05:29:31Z")
“That fucking wabbit” Is just doing what rabbits Are well known to do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1199 "2022-03-03T18:01:56Z")
Are well known to do, those procreative bunnies; I think they’re so cute! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1200 "2022-03-04T06:14:34Z")
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