# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1201 "2022-03-08T22:39:33Z")
They really ain’t cute. Keira Knightley, though? Oh, man: she is _really_ cute! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1202 "2022-03-08T23:11:13Z")
She is really cute I said, as if I had a Snowball’s chance in hell ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1203 "2022-03-08T23:13:01Z")
Snowball’s chance in hell? Very slim considering His _Animal Farm_ role. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1204 "2022-03-09T04:50:33Z")
His _Animal Farm_ role Led E. B. White to put a Pig in _Charlotte’s Web_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1205 "2022-03-09T18:53:17Z")
Pig in _Charlotte’s Web_ all his friends call him Wilbur he’s some pig, that one! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1206 "2022-03-10T06:45:39Z")
He’s some pig that one But I sure won’t touch that one with a twelve foot pole ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1207 "2022-03-10T10:50:22Z")
With a twelve foot Pole I knew we would be champs of Warsaw basketball ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1208 "2022-03-10T20:57:55Z")
Warsaw basketball must be seen to be believed tall Poles everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1209 "2022-03-10T21:04:43Z")
Tall poles everywhere And hops vines growing up them. Soon we’ll have good beer. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1210 "2022-03-10T23:16:21Z")
Soon we’ll have good beer But 'til then, let us raise a Glass of PBR ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1211 "2022-03-11T06:35:44Z")
Glass of PBR Can cure ailments if you’re ill 'cause the lack of hops ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1212 "2022-03-11T07:56:40Z")
“Cause: the lack of hops.” Vet’s diagnosis of the Bunny’s depression. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![AzFavorite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@AzFavorite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzFavorite)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1213 "2022-03-11T10:00:22Z")
Bunny’s depression Did not stand a tiny chance: Carrots and Prozac ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1214 "2022-03-11T10:53:19Z")
Carrots and Prozac And a big dose of Rogaine That hare restorer ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1215 "2022-03-11T15:00:08Z")
That hare restorer Brings the bunnies to my yard I don’t like hip hop ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1216 "2022-03-11T15:45:27Z")
Welcome, **AzFavorite**! I don’t like hip hop I’m more a Classical guy Bach could sure compose! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1217 "2022-03-11T16:05:34Z")
Bach could sure compose! But now now, since he is gone He decomposes ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1218 "2022-03-11T20:31:53Z")
He decomposes… Ugh – that gag’s as old as Bach And twice as moldy. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1219 "2022-03-13T05:50:32Z")
And twice as moldy And doubly coldy, yes, I gulp down my meds ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1220 "2022-03-13T12:02:47Z")
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