# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1221 "2022-03-14T19:52:47Z")
Today’s weight loss tip: eat less and exercise more there now - you’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1222 "2022-03-14T21:48:10Z")
There now, you’re welcome To stay but to be honest I wish you wouldn’t ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1223 "2022-03-15T16:15:14Z")
I wish you wouldn’t keep doing that all the time. It irritates me. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1224 "2022-03-15T18:19:42Z")
It irritates me – Misspellings, bad grammar, and Poor punctuation. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1225 "2022-03-15T21:53:06Z")
Poor punctuation Ticks me off, too. Many folks Have no comma sense ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1226 "2022-03-15T21:58:13Z")
Have no comma sense such bad puns par for the course we Dopers love 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1227 "2022-03-16T04:57:59Z")
We Dopers love 'em, The Oxford comma, since we’re Erudite people. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1228 "2022-03-16T09:43:19Z")
Erudite people Got no reason for living Wait, that’s _short_ people ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1229 "2022-03-17T13:34:07Z")
Wait, that’s short people - or so Randy Newman sang, upsetting some folks ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1230 "2022-03-17T14:45:37Z")
Upsetting some folks I will be drinking amber Colored beer today ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1231 "2022-03-17T17:12:06Z")
Colored beer today White wine tomorrow, maybe, If I’m in the mood. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1232 "2022-03-17T19:47:03Z")
If I’m “In the Mood,” strangely, I will have become a Big Band jazz hit ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1233 "2022-03-17T21:28:43Z")
A Big Band jazz hit written by Pee Wee Ellis ? Must be _The Chicken_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1234 "2022-03-17T21:45:30Z")
Must be the chicken I mused, when I saw egg with The silver medal ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1235 "2022-03-18T10:34:21Z")
The silver medal Given to Olympians is Indeed pure silver _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1236 "2022-03-18T14:02:08Z")
Indeed, pure Silver is what the Lone Ranger wants in a horse, of course ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1237 "2022-03-18T21:25:07Z")
In a horse, of course No one speaks to him, 'cept the Famous Mister Ed ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1238 "2022-03-20T02:40:11Z")
Famous Mister Ed Ran the Kentucky Derby Babbled to last place. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1239 "2022-03-20T14:05:58Z")
Babbled to last, place The World’s Most Talkative Mouth Award on my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1240 "2022-03-20T14:11:15Z")
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