# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1261 "2022-03-28T17:36:32Z")
Then they saw my sling - my Singapore Sling, that is. “Get your own!” said I. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1262 "2022-03-29T05:38:21Z")
Get your own said I What I want is yours said he So I gave him his ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1263 "2022-03-29T07:25:21Z")
_(a two-parter)_ So I gave him his – Live, on stage, in front of the Oscars audience. Oscars audience Still applauded when I won ‘Best Actor’ award. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1264 "2022-03-29T09:51:27Z")
Best Actor award Won by an ass. I’ll keep his Name out of my mouth ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1265 "2022-03-29T17:19:42Z")
Name out of my mouth will not willingly be said that was pretty bad ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1266 "2022-03-30T16:27:47Z")
that was pretty bad I was banned from axe throwing But for just one week ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1267 "2022-03-30T17:01:09Z")
But for just one week, I’d like to have seven days. Wait, what? Are you sure? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1268 "2022-04-01T04:03:23Z")
“Wait, what? Are you sure I’m pregnant?” The doctor said, “Kind of pretty sure.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1269 "2022-04-03T16:34:52Z")
Kind of pretty sure That this milk is still fresh…_gulp_ Aaaack!!! Blahhhh!!! Ptooooooeyyyyyyyyy!!! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1270 "2022-04-03T17:09:03Z")
Aaaack!!! Blahhhh!!! Ptooooooeyyyyyyyyy!!! I just read the news; and I’m Now feeling quite ill. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1271 "2022-04-04T13:47:00Z")
Now feeling quite ill… I never should have combined Vodka with whiskey. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1272 "2022-04-04T15:08:34Z")
Vodka with whiskey, makes the vicar quite frisky. If you get my drift. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1273 "2022-04-04T15:29:53Z")
If you get my drift That’s because my snowblower’s Aimed at your sidewalk ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1274 "2022-04-04T18:27:27Z")
Aimed at your sidewalk: giant Jewish space laser. No more ice problem! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1275 "2022-04-04T19:16:37Z")
No more ice problem Icemaker’s kaput, back to Old school ice cube trays ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1276 "2022-04-09T01:45:14Z")
Old ice cube trays Are good for something. Oh, wait. I can’t recall what. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1277 "2022-04-09T03:35:52Z")
I can’t recall what I told her last night, but my Girlfriend’s still upset. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1278 "2022-04-09T12:21:15Z")
Girlfriend’s still upset That @boson lost his mind and Dropped a syllable ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1279 "2022-04-09T20:57:52Z")
Dropped a syllable On purpose to see if you Count better that I. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1280 "2022-04-09T21:01:30Z")
Count better that I ? Don’t you mean better _than_ I ? That would make more sense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=65)