# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1281 "2022-04-10T01:11:13Z")
That would make more sense But @boson’s a good egg, let’s Not collide with them ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1282 "2022-04-11T01:49:49Z")
Not collide with them Who see my gol dern errors. That’s my last mistake! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1283 "2022-04-11T17:45:28Z")
That’s my last mistake Putting jelly in my briefs It was not my jam ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1284 "2022-04-11T20:43:15Z")
It was not my jam, or my jelly, or preserves; and yet I’m still sweet ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1285 "2022-04-11T22:22:14Z")
and yet I’m still sweet on her, despite the fact that she called me her “friend” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1286 "2022-04-11T23:36:47Z")
She called me her friend And it never went further. But still, that’s enough. _(based on personal experience, btw. RIP, Katherine … )_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1287 "2022-04-12T15:49:28Z")
But still, that’s enough. Any more would be too much - by definition ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1288 "2022-04-12T16:02:14Z")
By definition “Dopers” are all badasses Everyone knows that ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1289 "2022-04-14T05:29:25Z")
Everyone knows that the war is over also that the good guys lost ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1290 "2022-04-14T10:38:03Z")
That the good guys lost And that the dice are loaded Everybody knows ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1291 "2022-04-14T13:00:35Z")
Everybody knows That the cats don’t care. So we Hug the cats; and hope. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1292 "2022-04-14T17:34:14Z")
Hug the cats; and hope They will hug you back but their Arms won’t reach around ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1293 "2022-04-14T19:58:39Z")
Arms won’t reach around that enormous redwood tree believe me, I’ve tried ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1294 "2022-04-15T09:23:47Z")
Believe me, I’ve tried And tried and I tried, but still No satisfaction ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1295 "2022-04-15T15:33:56Z")
“No satisfaction,” the Rolling Stones sang they got; I _really_ doubt that ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1296 "2022-04-17T12:54:46Z")
I really doubt that I will get much done today Other than eating ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1297 "2022-04-17T18:05:52Z")
Other than eating, drinking, vaping and sleeping, I shall do **nothing**. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1298 "2022-04-18T17:28:22Z")
“I shall do nothing,” the couch potato said, and that’s just what he did! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1299 "2022-04-18T23:19:58Z")
That’s just what he did – And he did it so well that he Finally turned pro. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1300 "2022-04-19T03:07:56Z")
Finally turned pro- duction levels around and they’re now in the black. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=66)