# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1321 "2022-05-02T16:28:46Z")
By strength of his arms my Uncle Bob can bend steel! Well, no… no, he can’t. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1322 "2022-05-02T16:33:21Z")
Well, no, no he can’t He can’t love you like I do I hear he’s a prude ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1323 "2022-05-02T16:40:15Z")
I hear he’s a prude … to him a glimpse of stocking is something shocking. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1324 "2022-05-03T18:24:23Z")
Is something shocking? You must decide for yourself, but I’m cool with it. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1325 "2022-05-09T04:08:39Z")
But I’m cool with it When it’s set on low. On high, I am way too cool. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1326 "2022-05-09T09:38:14Z")
I am way too cool Know nothing 'bout pop culture Don’t own a TV ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1327 "2022-05-10T01:27:31Z")
Don’t own a TV or a cellphone, or a car, but I’m not Amish ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1328 "2022-05-10T04:51:46Z")
“But I’m not Amish,” Said the Mennonite maid to The clueless tourist. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1329 "2022-05-10T14:08:13Z")
“The Clueless Tourist”: Anne Tyler’s first try at a [Title for her book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Accidental_Tourist_(film)). ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1330 "2022-05-11T04:40:21Z")
Title for her book was to be You Go To Hell she made it Bite Me ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1331 "2022-05-11T14:53:37Z")
She made it bite me I shouldn’t pet her dog with My sausage fingers ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1332 "2022-05-11T15:48:20Z")
My sausage fingers Can cut onions and peppers And of course, mustard ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1333 "2022-05-11T18:59:05Z")
And, of course, mustard is often put on hot dogs, although some hate it ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1334 "2022-05-11T20:43:50Z")
although some hate it Replacing your shins with springs Will boost your jump height ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1335 "2022-05-11T21:35:25Z")
Will, boost your jump height There may come a day when you’ll Want to slap Yao Ming ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1336 "2022-05-12T15:33:07Z")
Want to slap Yao Ming? I know a guy, actually, who could arrange it ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1337 "2022-05-12T19:18:27Z")
who could arrange it for five saxes and a flute ? Charles Mingus, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1338 "2022-05-12T20:05:20Z")
Charles Mingus, of course. Was never in my kitchen Nor was Archibald ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1339 "2022-05-13T02:29:07Z")
Nor was Archibald MacLeish in Frisco. Oh, the reading was a howl. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1340 "2022-05-14T00:32:31Z")
Reading was a howl Last New Year’s Eve. Keystoners All too drunk to read. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=68)