# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1341 "2022-05-14T19:38:53Z")
All too drunk to read The eye chart letters, guess my Old glasses will do ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1342 "2022-05-14T20:34:22Z")
Old glasses will do To toast the marriage; which may Still age very well. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1343 "2022-05-14T21:46:35Z")
Still, age very well, or at least try to; may you live long and prosper! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1344 "2022-05-15T00:51:06Z")
Live long and prosper Said by, I think, Dr. Spock To all the newborns ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1345 "2022-05-15T13:26:04Z")
To all the newborns, I give you this brief message: Welcome to the world. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1346 "2022-05-15T14:52:02Z")
Welcome to the world Was the first thing I said to The little green men ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1347 "2022-05-16T14:29:10Z")
The little green men In the flying saucer said, “Where is Uranus?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1348 "2022-05-18T14:07:26Z")
Where is Uranus? Last I saw it 'twas between Saturn and Neptune ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1349 "2022-05-18T19:10:17Z")
Saturn and Neptune My two favorite planets after Mars and Earth ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1350 "2022-05-19T20:14:58Z")
After Mars and Earth, I wanna visit Vulcan; when’s the next ship leave? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1351 "2022-05-22T02:43:53Z")
When’s the next ship leave for the sun? I surely hope we can land at night. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1352 "2022-05-22T09:49:08Z")
We can land at night, Then we’ll be first in line at The duty-free shops. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1353 "2022-05-22T10:30:46Z")
The duty-free shops’ Rest rooms have urinals but Alas, no toilets ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1354 "2022-05-22T16:18:32Z")
Alas, no toilets (at least, that I’ve ever used) dispense cash to you ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1355 "2022-05-23T02:20:06Z")
Dispense cash to you And Finny too. I get the Last eighty percent. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1356 "2022-05-23T18:37:06Z")
Last eighty percent is the easiest, they say, while eating garbage ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1357 "2022-05-23T18:46:32Z")
While eating garbage I sing Beatles’ songs. Piggies Or Rocky Racoon ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1358 "2022-05-24T13:37:56Z")
Or Rocky Raccoon or Rocky Road, or watch the boxing film _Rocky_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1359 "2022-05-24T14:12:13Z")
boxing film _Rocky_ No that other boxing film _Boxing Helena_ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1360 "2022-05-24T14:46:33Z")
Boxing Helena, Apply proper postage, then Ship her off to Butte. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=69)