# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1361 "2022-05-25T05:30:55Z")
Ship her off to Butte Dress her up in a blue suit. She’ll be my pursuit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1362 "2022-05-26T14:36:49Z")
She’ll be my pursuit I’m so glad she’s not hirsute You object? That’s moot ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1363 "2022-05-26T21:49:30Z")
You object? That’s moot It’s like a cow’s opinion It doesn’t matter ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1364 "2022-05-28T05:31:13Z")
It doesn’t matter Where we go on our first date Just get me home late ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1365 "2022-05-28T11:16:35Z")
Just get me home late, My father warned my date, and You’ll wish you hadn’t. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1366 "2022-05-28T12:40:41Z")
You’ll wish you hadn’t Eaten midnight chili fries With jalapeños ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1367 "2022-05-28T21:03:30Z")
With jalapeños the trick is to chop them up and throw them away. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1368 "2022-05-30T02:59:13Z")
And throw them away From you car window and bounce Into other cars. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1369 "2022-05-30T04:00:08Z")
Into other cars I often peek while driving. Some folks are naughty! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1370 "2022-05-30T11:20:21Z")
Some folks are naughty And so are some types of wood You know, naughty pine ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1371 "2022-05-30T14:27:27Z")
You know, naughty pine Takes over the forest and Crowds out other trees. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1372 "2022-05-31T05:40:45Z")
Crowds out other trees. Outing trees is offensive Mainly to maples. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1373 "2022-05-31T09:23:06Z")
Mainly to maples Is where I run my tree scams Because they’re all saps ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1374 "2022-05-31T11:08:16Z")
Because they’re all saps, Anything I choose will work To knock you out cold ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1375 "2022-05-31T14:04:39Z")
To knock you out cold: What the anesthesia Was supposed to do. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1376 "2022-05-31T14:27:36Z")
Was supposed to do All sorts of household chores, but The internet called ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1377 "2022-05-31T18:24:33Z")
The internet called. I told it you would call back when you get back home. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1378 "2022-05-31T18:34:52Z")
When you get back home, say hi to your pet for me; I love cats _and_ dogs! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1379 "2022-05-31T18:57:06Z")
I love cats _and_ dogs! They are plentiful, and a Cheap source of protein. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1380 "2022-05-31T19:29:41Z")
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