# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1381 "2022-06-01T13:56:35Z")
You’ll have baited breath and no friends whatsoever that’s just how it is ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1382 "2022-06-02T03:33:32Z")
That’s just how it is If not then what have you got? It is what is not. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1383 "2022-06-04T10:45:35Z")
It is what is not But it wasn’t what it ain’t You following me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1384 "2022-06-04T21:02:35Z")
You following me? If so, you’re creeping me out. Please just go away. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1385 "2022-06-05T03:31:30Z")
Please go away You make me itchy-pitchy Oh you friggin creep. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1386 "2022-06-05T11:09:40Z")
Oh, you friggin creep Through my house like a ninja But I know you’re there ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1387 "2022-06-05T18:03:01Z")
But I know you’re there, even though i can’t see you. It’s because you stink. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1388 "2022-06-05T19:09:51Z")
It’s because you stink That, and because your mother Dresses you funny ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1389 "2022-06-06T01:53:09Z")
Dresses? You funny. Most folks I know are surprised That I own _one_ dress. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1390 "2022-06-06T03:34:09Z")
That I own one dress Ain’t no business to all you Nosy MF’ers. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1391 "2022-06-06T09:34:56Z")
Nosy MF’ers: Streisand, Hoffman, Bob Hope, and Jimmy Durante ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1392 "2022-06-06T13:09:38Z")
Jimmy Durante and ol’ Mrs. Calabash clearly had a thing ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1393 "2022-06-09T09:26:39Z")
Clearly had a thing For me, my high school teacher Promised me an F ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1394 "2022-06-09T13:31:53Z")
Promised me an F So I told everybody That F must mean “Fine”. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1395 "2022-06-09T18:39:48Z")
That F must mean “Fine” but i guess there is a chance it really means “Funk” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1396 "2022-06-10T03:58:10Z")
It really means funk Even if Herbie Hancock Tried to do a waltz. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1397 "2022-06-10T09:17:56Z")
Tried to do a waltz But my legs are 4/4 time Was kicked off Soul Train ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1398 "2022-06-14T19:49:04Z")
Was kicked off _Soul Train_ damn those funky railroad bulls how I hate them so ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1399 "2022-06-15T05:51:48Z")
How I hate them, so I see them as children and I can forgive them ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1400 "2022-06-15T10:39:30Z")
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