# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1401 "2022-06-16T15:29:18Z")
Hands off my Twinkies! I’m afraid they’re getting stale Ha! No, just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1402 "2022-06-16T17:36:11Z")
Just spotted this: > **[Haiku Bumper Sticker](https://www.northernsun.com/Haiku-Bumper-Sticker-%287310%29.html)** > > Haikus confuse me; Too often they make no sense; Hand me the pliers. (books) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1403 "2022-06-16T18:07:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Just spotted this: 😆 – thorny ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1404 "2022-06-16T21:12:11Z")
Ha! No, just kidding 'bout haiku bumper stickers Hand me the pliers ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1405 "2022-06-16T22:37:52Z")
Hand me the pliers. They’re the wrong tool for this job; but they’re what we’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1406 "2022-06-17T05:14:52Z")
But they’re what we’ve got And all we need. Send it to Bumper sticker hell. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1407 "2022-06-17T18:55:17Z")
Bumper Sticker Hell! Satan and all his demons are each wearing one ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1408 "2022-06-19T11:39:47Z")
Are each wearing one Of those MAGA caps? Good lord, Bring the car 'round, Jeeves ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1409 "2022-06-19T14:42:12Z")
Bring the car 'round, Jeeves; It’s the last thing you need do. Then we switch places. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1410 "2022-06-20T03:28:00Z")
Then we switch places So I can have some fun and Control air traffic ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1411 "2022-06-20T09:27:17Z")
Control air traffic? When I can’t even seem to Control my Roomba? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1412 "2022-06-20T15:30:38Z")
Control my Roomba? Give commands to my housecat? Please, would you do both? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1413 "2022-06-23T19:31:25Z")
Please, would you do both? Because i can’t be bothered. I’m off to the pub. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1414 "2022-06-23T21:17:28Z")
I’m off to the pub, where I suppose I may drink one, or many, beers ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1415 "2022-06-27T00:53:47Z")
One, or many, beers, Or one mini beer? Many Beers, and no minis. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1416 "2022-06-27T04:09:24Z")
Beers and no minis, Dammit. Man, I’ve got a thirst. Gimme a pint, mate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1417 "2022-06-27T18:48:25Z")
Gimme a pint, mate, or maybe six - I’m thirsty! And _don’t_ call me Bruce. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8gw1Ur62x0Q/maxresdefault.jpg "Bruce's Sketch") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gw1Ur62x0Q) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1418 "2022-06-28T14:53:26Z")
And don’t call me, Bruce, I’m just not all that into Gamma ray physics. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1419 "2022-06-28T14:55:33Z")
Gamma ray physics Turned a “beta” into the One true Alpha Male ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1420 "2022-06-28T19:53:19Z")
One true Alpha Male and one true Alpha Female sitting in a tree. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=72)