# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1441 "2022-07-05T02:15:24Z")
My USB plug has a first name, it’s B-O; a second? Got me. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1442 "2022-07-05T05:20:37Z")
A second got me. The first arrow - off the mark. Second, it hit me. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1443 "2022-07-05T13:16:10Z")
Second it hit me I knew I was hit by a Beefsteak tomato ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1444 "2022-07-05T14:25:56Z")
Beefsteak tomato can still be eaten by a vegetarian ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1445 "2022-07-05T15:32:04Z")
Vegetarian? Nope, I think I’m more of an Icecreamarian ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1446 "2022-07-05T16:30:10Z")
Icecreamarian diet high in dairy but low in vitamins ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1447 "2022-07-05T16:33:05Z")
low in vitamins… not sure if i can make it… go on without me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1448 "2022-07-05T16:40:05Z")
“Go on without me” is almost always ignored in movies I’ve seen ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1449 "2022-07-06T04:06:46Z")
In movies I’ve seen explosions. Everyone looks. Not the guilty one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1450 "2022-07-06T13:09:42Z")
Not the guilty one, or the stoic hero, who just keeps on walking ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1451 "2022-07-08T01:20:37Z")
Just keeps on walking And talking and walking: that’s Sherpa the Husky. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/JHhdMVKTQY8/maxresdefault.jpg "Husky Loves Everyone and Everything he sees!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHhdMVKTQY8) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1452 "2022-07-08T03:11:31Z")
Sherpa the Husky although cute, has probably not scaled Everest ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1453 "2022-07-08T11:07:56Z")
Not scaled Everest Not started “Stranger Things”, my Bucket list is long ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1454 "2022-07-08T20:21:57Z")
Bucket list is long? Jerry Seinfeld suggests that you change B to F ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1455 "2022-07-08T20:25:58Z")
You change B to F And whatta ya know? I just Got sprayed with fuckshot ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1456 "2022-07-08T20:45:23Z")
Got sprayed with fuckshot porn injuries are the worst Ron Jeremy knows ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1457 "2022-07-08T20:48:08Z")
Ron Jeremy knows My number. I don’t answer He’s way too cocky ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1458 "2022-07-09T04:14:50Z")
He’s way too cocky know what I mean, say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink, eh? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1459 "2022-07-09T04:43:49Z")
Nudge nudge wink wink I don’t have a real gun but I’m glad to see you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1460 "2022-07-09T11:34:23Z")
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