# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2022, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1481 "2022-07-23T13:35:25Z")
A terrible joke: Funeral song idea - Pop Goes the Weasel ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1482 "2022-07-24T15:30:15Z")
“Pop Goes the Weasel” not a musical treasure; I prefer “Chopsticks” ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1483 "2022-07-24T16:16:42Z")
I prefer “Chopsticks” but they’re not so practical with big mac & fries ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1484 "2022-07-24T21:50:39Z")
with big mac and fries I get a diet soda It all evens out ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1485 "2022-07-25T00:39:13Z")
It all evens out. I get more zits and try to Relive my childhood ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1486 "2022-07-25T18:13:21Z")
Relive my childhood? Not a goal of mine, really Happy to be grown ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1487 "2022-07-26T09:35:51Z")
Happy to be grown In a test-tube. Cheaper than Buying your own home ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1488 "2022-07-26T18:54:35Z")
Buying your own home better than renting, they say don’t know who “they” are ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1489 "2022-07-27T00:29:22Z")
Don’t know who they are But they sneak in my house and Eat all my chocolate ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1490 "2022-07-27T01:14:39Z")
Eat all my chocolate? Yes, I am going to; thanks! It is very good. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1491 "2022-07-28T06:08:21Z")
It is very good to hear to music when doing a jigsaw puzzle. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1492 "2022-07-28T09:20:04Z")
A jigsaw puzzle: How do I prevent the blades From always breaking? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1493 "2022-07-28T18:47:16Z")
From always breaking to then quickly being fixed gotta use some glue ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1494 "2022-07-30T01:37:29Z")
Gotta use some glue To fix that stool for my wife. She fell on her butt. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1495 "2022-07-30T10:52:39Z")
She fell on her butt Which is much better than her Falling on _my_ butt ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1496 "2022-07-30T12:57:32Z")
Falling on my butt. Again. It’s now time to call … the _ **Professionals** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1497 "2022-07-31T01:56:37Z")
The professionals Are not needed fore we are the The pros of haikus. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1498 "2022-07-31T02:17:10Z")
The pros of haikus Are far greater than the cons, Or we’d not do this. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1499 "2022-07-31T23:32:01Z")
Or we’d not do this We’d do free verse, sonnets, or Raunchy limericks ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1500 "2022-08-01T02:57:02Z")
Raunchy limericks - like doing tricks. Haiku can trick you. Take your pick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=76)