# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2022, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1521 "2022-08-09T23:14:50Z")
Eight tons of space dust might drift down over Woodstock. Remember our hope? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2022, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1522 "2022-08-10T03:36:52Z")
Remember our hope? We thought we could change it all. Where’s evolution? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2022, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1523 "2022-08-10T11:39:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > > > … > > Third, give me big bucks > > > [@boson](#): > > > > Third gave me big bucks > > … > > Punctuation aside, and as set forth by the OP, I think you should use exactly what the previous poster left you as his or her last lime. > > In play: > > Birthday gift I got > (but it wasn’t my birthday): > eight tons of sick eels Punctuation may be altered. Words and letters may not. mmm ETA: Give/gave was probably not intentional. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1524 "2022-08-10T19:50:07Z")
Where’s evolution? Darwin thought it’s everywhere A smart British dude ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1525 "2022-08-14T00:37:57Z")
A smart British dude Rocked his lead guitar behind Freddie Mercury ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1526 "2022-08-14T18:49:22Z")
Freddie Mercury Is a dead British guy who Used to make music ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1527 "2022-08-14T20:22:10Z")
Used to make music, or you can stir soup with it. It’s called an oboe. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1528 "2022-08-14T21:37:33Z")
It’s called an oboe And that dude’s an oboist He blows mighty wind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1529 "2022-08-15T17:57:32Z")
He blows mighty wind much better than breaking it you know what I mean ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1530 "2022-08-15T21:30:26Z")
“You know what I mean” Hit song by Lee Michaels back In '71 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1531 "2022-08-16T09:21:55Z")
In '71 The US and China held A ping-pong ding-dong. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1532 "2022-08-16T09:24:08Z")
A ping-pong ding-dong To be most effective, would Be made out of wood ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1533 "2022-08-16T16:26:30Z")
Be made out of wood or be made out of flesh; I prefer the latter ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1534 "2022-08-16T17:30:02Z")
Prefer the latter, or prefer fish in batter. It doesn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1535 "2022-08-16T18:38:22Z")
It doesn’t matter If you win or lose the game. Either way - you suck. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1536 "2022-08-17T09:23:54Z")
Either way - you suck Oddly, means the same thing as Either way - you blow ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1537 "2022-08-17T15:50:28Z")
Either way - you blow South or north; the wind is still Moving air around. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1538 "2022-08-17T17:35:07Z")
Moving air around is the A/C’s job, you know and cooling it, too ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1539 "2022-08-17T22:43:08Z")
and Cooling It Too, the famous Belgian rapper, is the headline act. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1540 "2022-08-18T09:36:52Z")
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