# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1541 "2022-08-18T14:45:25Z")
It’s past my bedtime, but the late movie is on: _The Blob Eats Blawnox!_ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1542 "2022-08-20T04:27:27Z")
The Blob Eats Blawnox! Is shocking to hear. Please, Blob, Please eat COVID up. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1543 "2022-08-20T15:37:22Z")
Please eat COVID up Then get yourself up to Mars And crap it out there ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1544 "2022-08-20T22:12:02Z")
And crap it out there where it can’t hurt anyone until kingdom come ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1545 "2022-08-20T23:26:38Z")
Until kingdom come is often said by people thinking that’s never. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1546 "2022-08-23T09:24:47Z")
Thinking that’s never The wrong answer: Think I’ll have Another taco ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1547 "2022-08-23T13:50:15Z")
Another taco With lettuce, cheese, and carne Put it in my mouth ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1548 "2022-08-23T14:08:57Z")
Put it in my mouth Said the toddler, talking ‘bout Well, every damn thing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1549 "2022-08-23T16:33:33Z")
Well, every damn thing emerged from Hell to bug me. Go away, damn things! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1550 "2022-08-27T02:43:38Z")
Go away, damn things You are watching my every Move I’ve had enough ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1551 "2022-08-27T02:54:33Z")
Move! I’ve had enough! You hog the whole damn bed, wife! Get back on _your_ side! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1552 "2022-08-27T13:18:04Z")
Get back on your side. You know i really hate it when you’re on your front. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1553 "2022-08-27T16:26:47Z")
When you’re on your front Lawn, neighbor kids encroach, do You spout a cliche? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1554 "2022-08-29T00:42:16Z")
You spout a cliche? I shall respond with a trope; pretty much the same ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1555 "2022-08-29T09:19:08Z")
Pretty much the same Half a dozen of one, and Five of the other ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1556 "2022-08-29T21:49:03Z")
Five of the other Team is not near enough to Beat one on my team ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1557 "2022-08-30T00:10:36Z")
Beat one on my team, and we shall beat you also. Solidarity! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1558 "2022-08-30T09:14:37Z")
Solidarity Means we are all together If it’s good for me ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1559 "2022-08-30T09:27:08Z")
If it’s good for me, It must be good for you too Unless it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1560 "2022-08-30T15:01:17Z")
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