# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1561 "2022-08-30T16:44:44Z")
Please don’t serve me them Bullets on the baseline, I Suck balls at tennis ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1562 "2022-08-30T18:56:51Z")
Suck balls at tennis But I’m sure that glad I don’t Suck balls at bowling ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1563 "2022-08-30T19:07:22Z")
Suck balls at bowling, and you will be asked to leave. It’s against the rules. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1564 "2022-08-30T20:47:34Z")
It’s against the rules To pinch a biker dude, I Found out the hard way ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1565 "2022-08-31T01:00:19Z")
Found out the hard way: never juggle hand grenades. Timing is tricky. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1566 "2022-08-31T10:09:45Z")
Timing is tricky - For example, never set Bomb timers at ze- ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1567 "2022-08-31T14:49:08Z")
“Bomb timers at ze-” Said the sergeant, before he Got fragged from behind. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1568 "2022-08-31T17:48:12Z")
Got fragged from behind? He probably shouldn’t have Pissed that trooper off. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1569 "2022-08-31T17:58:43Z")
Pissed that trooper off and got nine traffic tickets; “Well, Your Honor, uh….” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1570 "2022-09-01T00:04:57Z")
Well, Your Honor, uh- oh, I seem to have forgot to powder my wig ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1571 "2022-09-01T16:49:05Z")
To powder my wig I require, first, a wig, and then… some powder ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1572 "2022-09-01T17:16:33Z")
and then some powder appeared on the horizon, five minutes too late. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1573 "2022-09-01T17:48:37Z")
Five minutes too late I remembered not to hit “Reply All,” dammit! ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1574 "2022-09-01T22:46:29Z")
“Reply All,” dammit! What idiot invented That dumb idea? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1575 "2022-09-02T03:49:31Z")
That dumb idea? Licking my eyebrows and a Wink should do the trick. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1576 "2022-09-02T13:08:12Z")
“Wink should do the trick” He said when asked who should be Hosting _Tic-Tac-Dough_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1577 "2022-09-02T14:04:48Z")
Hosting _Tic-Tac-Dough_ will be very difficult but I’ll do my best ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1578 "2022-09-02T15:57:39Z")
But I’ll do my best I sighed, knowing full well that My best ain’t that good ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1579 "2022-09-02T18:33:27Z")
My best ain’t that good, but it’s better than nothing. (in my opinion) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1580 "2022-09-02T18:48:58Z")
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