# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/141 "2020-12-18T02:05:23Z")
Scrooge ate all of it. However, bread cost extra. So, gruel at home. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/142 "2020-12-18T03:57:16Z")
So, gruel at home with blueberries and sugar I think tastes quite good ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/143 "2020-12-18T07:41:38Z")
I think taste’s quite good, smell is not my favorite. Sight, I like the best. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/144 "2020-12-18T10:27:47Z")
Sight I like best? A plateful of nachos and A cold Corona ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/145 "2020-12-18T22:07:02Z")
A cold, Corona- virus 19, or the flu: I don’t wish for you. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/146 "2020-12-18T22:34:31Z")
I don’t wish for you. Good fortune to all human- kind. But not for you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/147 "2020-12-18T22:53:13Z")
Kind, but not for you Helpful, but not to your kind I just don’t like you ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/148 "2020-12-18T23:34:16Z")
I just don’t like you Having to put up with that. You don’t deserve it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/149 "2020-12-19T00:38:49Z")
You don’t deserve it. You deserve good times, good food And good news for once. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/150 "2020-12-19T16:42:59Z")
And good news for once Fauci’s on Sesame Street Dr. Gupta too ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/151 "2020-12-23T20:46:51Z")
Dr. Gupta, too? Where is Dr. Gupta one? They’re cloning Guptas! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/152 "2020-12-23T22:28:09Z")
They’re cloning Guptas’ pet dog next week, so I heard. Pups might vary, though. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/153 "2020-12-23T23:10:32Z")
Pups may vary, though Kits remain uniformly the Same in all places. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/154 "2020-12-24T01:30:52Z")
Same in all places: People are basically good. Until they aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/155 "2020-12-24T18:48:16Z")
Good, until they aren’t Those goddamned avocados Small freshness window ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/156 "2020-12-24T19:13:49Z")
Small freshness window Lets in some good air. Enough? I’ll keep my mask on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/157 "2020-12-24T23:02:55Z")
I’ll keep my mask on. My secret identity Is my own affair. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/158 "2020-12-24T23:41:32Z")
Is my own affair Anybody’s business but Mine? Oh, yeah. My wife’s. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/159 "2020-12-25T01:01:41Z")
Mine? Oh, yeah. My wife’s not into that sort of thing. She’d rather race cars. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/160 "2020-12-25T11:30:32Z")
She’d rather race cars 'cause she’s into palindromes Wow, madam, wow [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=9)