# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1581 "2022-09-05T02:29:14Z")
I hate hate hate them, said senseless, sad Sam I Am, choosing his revenge ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1582 "2022-09-05T14:04:28Z")
Choosing his revenge, the Druid priest dropped his pants. Fun time at Stonehenge. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1583 "2022-09-05T15:30:07Z")
Fun time at Stonehenge: Arranging huge slabs of stone For unknown reasons. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1584 "2022-09-06T14:47:35Z")
For unknown reasons, the Tory party members voted for Liz Truss. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1585 "2022-09-11T03:15:22Z")
Voted for Liz Truss, I did. I guess old Boris Johnson stays inside. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1586 "2022-09-11T11:48:25Z")
Johnson stays inside My pants, deployed only for Certain assignments ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1587 "2022-09-22T03:06:55Z")
Certain assignments Are enticing while others Piss me off so bad ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1588 "2022-09-23T02:53:37Z")
Piss me off so bad and I might just piss on you! That’s the risk you take. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1589 "2022-09-23T13:10:10Z")
That’s the risk you take When you stuff a bunch of live Weasels in your pants ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1590 "2022-09-23T14:11:59Z")
Weasels in your pants Will keep off the revenants In Girl Genius world. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1591 "2022-09-23T15:34:18Z")
In Girl Genius world has too many syllables. (the way i say it.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1592 "2022-09-23T16:23:37Z")
The way I say it, “Antidisestablishmentarianism” fits in a haiku ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1593 "2022-09-23T18:01:15Z")
Fits in a haiku? Can vary depending on Just how you say it. (I say jean-yus. Do you make three syllables out of that, @pjd?) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1594 "2022-09-23T18:32:10Z")
Yes ! (jean-ee-yus) Edit: seems like it should be 2 ! Must be a 'mercan thang. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1595 "2022-09-23T19:14:45Z")
Just how you say it Matters: Will you please eat, Joe? Will you please eat Joe? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1596 "2022-09-23T19:21:50Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > Must be a 'mercan thang. Upstate New York, here. Will you please eat Joe? It’s the proper funeral Tradition he knew. (I do make three syllables out of “funeral”.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1597 "2022-09-24T01:22:02Z")
Tradition, he knew; the reason why, he knew not. Must be inertia. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1598 "2022-09-24T15:05:06Z")
Must be inertia that’s keeping the stoats in the made up band name thread. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1599 "2022-09-24T17:32:43Z")
Made up band name thread Causes me much confusion Aren’t they all made up? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1600 "2022-09-24T20:31:17Z")
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