# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1601 "2022-09-25T02:12:22Z")
Will wear her own face; much better than borrowing one that isn’t hers ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1602 "2022-09-25T11:42:52Z")
One that isn’t hers No wait, _three_ that are not hers That’s Carol Brady ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1603 "2022-09-25T15:24:15Z")
That’s Carol Brady always cursing and drinking not like on TV ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1604 "2022-09-26T05:48:41Z")
Not like on TV I’m selling this drug, you see. One dose – you’ll be wise. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1605 "2022-09-26T09:23:11Z")
One dose, you’ll be wise Take two, you’re very much dead So what’ll you have? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1606 "2022-09-30T17:38:59Z")
So what’ll you have? Something yummy and delish? Step right up, my friends! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1607 "2022-09-30T17:41:26Z")
Step right up, my friends To the show that never ends. It’ll blow your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1608 "2022-09-30T20:49:26Z")
It’ll blow your mind Emerson, Lake & Palmer In ''74 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1609 "2022-10-01T15:29:41Z")
In "74 Dang! Missed the edit window In '74 ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1610 "2022-10-02T01:47:02Z")
In ‘74 I walked through a thick cloud. Still I’m holding my toke. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1611 "2022-10-07T02:03:03Z")
I’m holding my toke. Did you mean to say _toque_, eh? Goes on your head, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1612 "2022-10-07T14:22:05Z")
Goes on your head, eh? Said Beany to Cecil. Mine Has a propeller. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1613 "2022-10-07T15:37:56Z")
Has a propeller ever won a Nobel prize ? No, probably not. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1614 "2022-10-07T15:41:30Z")
No, probably not she said when asked whether she could write good haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1615 "2022-10-07T18:26:58Z")
Could write good haiku but instead, no, here I am writing bad haiku ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1616 "2022-10-07T19:11:40Z")
Writing bad haiku? You will fit right into the Haiku Madness thread ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1617 "2022-10-07T20:37:50Z")
Haiku Madness thread Becomes self-referential: Must be on Dope boards. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1618 "2022-10-07T21:15:15Z")
Must be on Dope boards - but then, surely, there would be something about stoats. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1619 "2022-10-07T21:20:21Z")
Something about stoats. Orson Bean would set us straight, And say Hi to Opal ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1620 "2022-10-08T03:59:58Z")
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