# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1621 "2022-10-08T10:25:34Z")
She thinks I don’t care But didn’t I offer all My Circus Peanuts? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1622 "2022-10-08T14:14:45Z")
My Circus Peanuts Seem fresher than yours. Tell me: Is that possible? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1623 "2022-10-11T18:05:44Z")
Is that possible? Well, I suppose it could be; that’s what the stoats say ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1624 "2022-10-11T21:32:55Z")
That’s what the stoats say, but take no notice of them. 'cos they know nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1625 "2022-10-11T21:35:45Z")
'cos they know nothing they were called know-nothings, an ignorant party ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1626 "2022-10-13T04:55:08Z")
Ignorant party Only gets dumber, dumber, Dumber, and dumber. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1627 "2022-10-13T10:33:57Z")
Dumber and Dumber Someone should have told me they’re Not a great law firm ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1628 "2022-10-13T11:33:26Z")
Not a great law firm, But Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe Wins your case through guile. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1629 "2022-10-13T14:40:31Z")
Win your cases through Guile! Opposing counsel can’t beat A Flash Kick Combo! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1630 "2022-10-13T19:08:51Z")
A Flash Kick Combo! His punches have kick power He is Kickpuncher ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1631 "2022-10-13T19:43:44Z")
He is Kickpuncher; and 'though I’m not Orson Bean, still, I have no stoats. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1632 "2022-10-14T11:33:05Z")
Still I have no stoats. I guess beef will have to do To make my meatloaf. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1633 "2022-10-14T11:54:59Z")
To make my meatloaf I succeeded just twice. Two Out of three ain’t bad ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1634 "2022-10-14T15:47:45Z")
Out of three ain’t bad, but out of eighty? That’s just inconceivable! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1635 "2022-10-14T17:19:27Z")
Inconceivable! (How obstetricians describe Infertility) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1636 "2022-10-14T22:06:38Z")
Infertility Was not an issue at all With my two parents ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1637 "2022-10-17T01:37:42Z")
With my two parents I shared so many mem’ries; ah, those were the days! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1638 "2022-10-17T11:43:54Z")
“Ah, those were the days!” I said when I saw the squares On my calendar. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1639 "2022-10-17T15:10:16Z")
On my calendar, there’s a picture of a cat. It’s black with green eyes. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1640 "2022-10-17T15:53:27Z")
It’s black with green eyes One of which is open, and Looking right at me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=83)