# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1641 "2022-10-17T21:58:21Z")
Looking right at me The cop asked if I knew why He pulled me over ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1642 "2022-10-18T02:59:05Z")
He pulled me over ‘Cause I had a skeleton Hanging from my truck. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1643 "2022-10-18T09:18:56Z")
Hanging from my trunk Were branches, grasses, and leaves Now, guess what I am ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1644 "2022-10-18T13:29:21Z")
Now, guess what I am I’ll tell you who I am I’m a Repo Man ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1645 "2022-10-18T18:44:22Z")
> [@boson](#): > > …Hanging from my truck. > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Hanging from my trunk… One of these things is not like the other. In play: I’m a Repo Man perhaps you’ve seen my movie? no Oscars for me ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1646 "2022-10-18T21:49:22Z")
No Oscars for me I can’t differentiate A truck from a trunk ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1647 "2022-10-19T09:13:19Z")
A truck from a trunk Would surely need you to have One huge elephant ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1648 "2022-10-19T11:54:19Z")
One huge elephant and a hippopotamus walk into a bar … ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1649 "2022-10-19T13:15:35Z")
Walk into a bar And then, _CLANG!_ - and you see stars Need to learn to duck ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1650 "2022-10-19T15:27:25Z")
Need to learn to duck Before you goose a woman, 'Cos she might get mad ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1651 "2022-10-19T17:05:22Z")
'Cos she might get mad and maybe even hit you that’s how it goes, pal ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1652 "2022-10-20T00:48:40Z")
That’s how it goes, pal. You fall in a foot race when You are top heavy ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1653 "2022-10-20T03:23:10Z")
You are top heavy Carrying that weight around All on your shoulders. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1654 "2022-10-20T10:21:48Z")
All on your shoulders like a bad case of dandruff, or a wooly shawl. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1655 "2022-10-21T11:28:46Z")
“…Or a woolly shawl Will grab you and make you warm!” This ghost story sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1656 "2022-10-21T13:16:50Z")
This ghost story sucks: There was a ghost, and it was not scary _at all_. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1657 "2022-10-21T14:59:31Z")
“Not scary _at all_” Says the one who’s inviting You into his lair. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1658 "2022-10-21T16:16:04Z")
You into his lair, The White Worm into your house: Horror house swapping. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1659 "2022-10-21T17:56:03Z")
Horror house swapping: Hubie Marsten and Eva Galli on vaycay. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1660 "2022-10-21T20:01:20Z")
Galli on vaycay That would make a good band name… Just waiting for G. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=84)