# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1661 "2022-10-21T21:31:09Z")
Just waiting for G. Gordon Liddy to put his Hand over that flame ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1662 "2022-10-22T02:39:05Z")
Hand over that flame and no one gets burnt, I swear; get extinguisher ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1663 "2022-10-22T11:11:52Z")
Get extinguisher Here comes my birthday cake, I Ain’t no spring chicken ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1664 "2022-10-22T13:32:53Z")
Ain’t no spring chicken, I’m a happy old rooster And will keep my head ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1665 "2022-10-22T15:13:28Z")
And will keep my head Above water for a while; Might enjoy swimming. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1666 "2022-10-22T22:42:44Z")
Might enjoy swimming, Or maybe scuba diving. Not trying surfing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1667 "2022-10-22T22:55:48Z")
Not trying surfing not crazy ‘bout giant waves I’ll be in kids’ pool ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1668 "2022-10-23T11:15:09Z")
I’ll be in kids’ pool Practicing my dad glares to Serial splashers ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1669 "2022-10-25T17:45:05Z")
Serial splashers: Don’t stand next to them while they Use a urinal ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1670 "2022-10-25T17:48:08Z")
Use a urinal (or a bidet or toilet) when you feel you must ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1671 "2022-10-25T21:35:05Z")
When you feel you must Flatulate in my presence Please give a heads up ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1672 "2022-10-26T17:43:30Z")
Please give a heads up no coin at a coin challenge Will get me a beer ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1673 "2022-10-26T21:30:12Z")
Will ! get me a beer and a packet of peanuts. I’ll pay you later. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1674 "2022-10-27T05:37:23Z")
I’ll pay you later As soon as I hear from the Nigerian prince. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1675 "2022-10-27T09:20:09Z")
Nigerian prince There’s my Halloween costume Needed idea ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1676 "2022-10-27T13:52:23Z")
Needed idea; Nigerian prince? Clever! Pass me my crown, lout. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1677 "2022-10-27T22:52:06Z")
Pass me my crown, lout. – Hey! I didn’t mean by that To hand me my head! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1678 "2022-10-28T10:35:56Z")
To hand me my head Will work only if you first Give me my arms back ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1679 "2022-10-28T14:09:56Z")
Give me my arms back! I shouldn’t have thrown my hands Up at Beyonce. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1680 "2022-10-28T20:09:04Z")
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