# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 85
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1681 "2022-10-29T13:56:54Z")
By that guy called Ye Olde Drunkard stands the Town Scold. Opposites attract ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1682 "2022-10-29T14:01:06Z")
Opposites attract Is true of magnets. How do they work, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1683 "2022-10-29T16:54:27Z")
They work, anyway? Don’t waste time wondering why, Stick them on your 'fridge. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1684 "2022-10-29T17:12:50Z")
Stick ‘em on your fridge And ignore those diet tips Daily from now on ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1685 "2022-10-30T17:56:00Z")
Daily from now on I’ll exercise and eat right At least 'til I don’t ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1686 "2022-11-01T10:11:39Z")
At least 'til I don’t Remember how haikus work, I’ll keep posting here ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1687 "2022-11-01T21:00:41Z")
I’ll keep posting here, loving haiku as I do… but then, don’t we all? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1688 "2022-11-02T01:38:27Z")
But then, don’t we all Consider looking for the Gold in them thar hills? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1689 "2022-11-02T02:40:14Z")
Gold in them thar hills Is on the beech trees, mostly; Maple trees glow red. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1690 "2022-11-02T04:48:29Z")
Maple trees glow red From fires of dry west coast hell Critters digging deep ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1691 "2022-11-02T10:29:10Z")
Critters digging deep My yard looks like a minefield That’s aereation ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1692 "2022-11-02T13:24:44Z")
“That’s aereation,” the professor declared, but I still had my doubts. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1693 "2022-11-02T18:09:13Z")
I still had my doubts, but i drank the whole bottle. I wish i hadn’t. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1694 "2022-11-02T18:27:52Z")
I wish I hadn’t gone online at all today. It’s so nice outside! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1695 "2022-11-02T18:42:45Z")
It’s so nice outside; why must I be here, inside? The haikus call me. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1696 "2022-11-03T09:33:07Z")
The Haikus call me But I don’t answer my phone Annoying neighbors ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1697 "2022-11-03T17:09:13Z")
Annoying neighbors Yelling and screaming all night Can’t hear my music ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1698 "2022-11-03T18:02:43Z")
Can’t hear my music? Hold on a sec, I’ll turn it Up to eleven ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1699 "2022-11-03T20:36:19Z")
Up to eleven the proper volume for rock everyone knows that ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1700 "2022-11-03T21:34:40Z")
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