# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1701 "2022-11-03T21:53:25Z")
Are haiku writers The sexiest of Dopers? All signs point to yes ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1702 "2022-11-04T16:37:45Z")
All signs point to yes. But then all roads lead to Rome. It’s so confusing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1703 "2022-11-04T16:43:47Z")
It’s so confusing and yet quite stimulating par for the course here ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1704 "2022-11-04T17:15:12Z")
Par for the course. Here, Polish your club and balls, you’ll Get a hole in one ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1705 "2022-11-04T17:58:07Z")
Get a hole in one? _Just_ one? You can do better - as Kim did, of course. 🙄 > **[Kim Jong-Il -- North Korea dictator left behind laughable golf legacy - Page...](https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/index/_/id/7369649)** > > Humor, columns, commentary, lists and analysis from Page 2 and ESPN. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1706 "2022-11-04T21:47:42Z")
As Kim did, of course. But I haven’t met her. Would You introduce us ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1707 "2022-11-05T17:52:01Z")
You introduce us Then you turn and walk away That’s a good wing man ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1708 "2022-11-06T22:46:13Z")
That’s a good wing, man. I especially like them When they’re made like this. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1709 "2022-11-06T23:00:36Z")
When they’re made like this It’s no good trying to claim They must be like that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1710 "2022-11-07T17:47:00Z")
They must be like that or, I suppose, just like _this_ or some third option ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1711 "2022-11-08T04:12:20Z")
Or some third option Was not what they had in mind When Johnny came home ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1712 "2022-11-08T10:22:39Z")
When Johnny came home After his Tonight Show gig His wife hid the booze ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1713 "2022-11-08T10:25:25Z")
His wife hid the booze Where he would never find it: Inside her stomach ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1714 "2022-11-08T12:39:31Z")
Inside her stomach Is where I will always be Wait, I mean her heart ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1715 "2022-11-08T13:21:44Z")
Wait, I mean her heart Belongs to herself; not to That sad old story. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1716 "2022-11-08T14:34:42Z")
That sad old story Told to children at bedtimes To get them to sleep ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1717 "2022-11-08T15:27:38Z")
To get them to sleep I must first know who “them” is; Do you mean those guys? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1718 "2022-11-08T16:58:10Z")
Do you mean those guys? Those who lie and cheat and steal? Ah yes, the children! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1719 "2022-11-08T17:04:33Z")
Ah yes - the children! _That’s_ the thing we left behind At that topless bar! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1720 "2022-11-08T17:12:59Z")
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