# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1741 "2022-11-14T15:49:41Z")
Playing the cymbals Was a challenge for me so I took a crash course. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1742 "2022-11-14T16:10:06Z")
I took a cash course Now they won’t let me back in At astronaut school ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1743 "2022-11-14T16:24:25Z")
At astronaut school Weightless simulation was Fun, but we all puked. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1744 "2022-11-14T16:59:01Z")
Fun, but we all puked On our chaperone, who turned Three shades of purple ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1745 "2022-11-14T18:28:46Z")
“Three Shades of Purple” My idea ripped off by The Fifty/Gray folk ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1746 "2022-11-14T18:50:42Z")
The Fifty/Gray folk half a hundred Confed’rates not in my backyard! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1747 "2022-11-15T01:42:04Z")
Not in my backyard! I will not allow you to Build a moon rocket ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1748 "2022-11-15T01:58:25Z")
Build a moon rocket Like it’s nineteen fifty four Just you and your dog ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1749 "2022-11-15T05:07:36Z")
Just you and your dog And kitty makes three, happy In your blue heaven ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1750 "2022-11-15T12:30:23Z")
In your blue heaven Some butter pecan ice cream? If not, count me out ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1751 "2022-11-15T17:07:38Z")
If not, count me out; although mint chocolate chip would be most welcome ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1752 "2022-11-15T17:35:07Z")
Would “Be most welcome” Be a good message to put On your front door mat? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1753 "2022-11-15T18:09:15Z")
On your front door mat Your cat is now meowing To come back inside. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1754 "2022-11-15T18:57:09Z")
To come back inside would be the smart thing to do. I’m staying outside. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1755 "2022-11-15T20:27:17Z")
I’m staying outside The lines as I color, I Like to rouse rabble ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1756 "2022-11-16T05:05:09Z")
“Like to rouse rabble But not to raise a ruckus” So stated the rogue ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1757 "2022-11-16T11:17:58Z")
So stated the rogue But the other cosmetics Were oddly silent ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1758 "2022-11-16T14:44:47Z")
Were oddly silent no doubt thinking of the rouge like cosmetics do ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1759 "2022-11-16T18:45:37Z")
Like cosmetics do If you don’t wise up I’ll give You forty lashes ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1760 "2022-11-16T18:59:58Z")
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