# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/161 "2020-12-25T12:06:55Z")
Wow, Madame, wow, Pepperwinkle Christmases Succeed 'cause of you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/162 "2020-12-26T18:43:47Z")
Succeed ‘cause of you But I fail ‘cause of you, too You’re good news/bad news ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/163 "2020-12-31T12:09:34Z")
You’re good news/bad news You are quite the paradox You’re more than one dock ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/164 "2020-12-31T12:19:52Z")
You’re more than one dock You’re an entire pier, the whole Harbor of my heart ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/165 "2020-12-31T16:55:53Z")
**Harbor of My Heart** : Lesser-known Jimmy Buffett drunken sailor song. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/166 "2020-12-31T17:34:14Z")
Drunken sailor song fits so well at New Year’s, but no drunken driver! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/167 "2021-01-01T00:02:38Z")
No drunken driver Will get up my street, tonight; I haz bulldozer! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/168 "2021-01-01T11:44:49Z")
I haz bulldozer And a backhoe and dump truck Demolition man ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/169 "2021-01-01T16:05:09Z")
**Demolition Man** : Sandra Bullock was real cute, Wesley Snipes wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/170 "2021-01-01T21:09:25Z")
Wesley Snipes wasn’t Bad in the Blade movies, but He was real badass. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/171 "2021-01-02T15:50:43Z")
He was real badass Or, as they say in France, a méchant derrière ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/172 "2021-01-09T11:26:52Z")
méchant derrière means “nasty behind”; those French have a way with words ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/173 "2021-01-11T17:32:44Z")
Have a way with words - Without words there is no way - Yes, it is the way. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/174 "2021-01-11T19:21:36Z")
Yes, it is the way. In the beginning was the word. Haikus came later. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/175 "2021-01-13T10:45:08Z")
Haikus came later Poetry chronology Limericks were first ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/176 "2021-01-15T16:16:43Z")
Limericks were first Shown as aesthetic sagas, Quickly went raunchy. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/177 "2021-01-16T19:44:24Z")
Quickly went raunchy I asked the astronomer About Uranus ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/178 "2021-02-01T10:41:42Z")
About Uranus Pronunciation changed…when? I like the old way ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/179 "2021-02-01T18:11:05Z")
I like the old way - D & D 1st edition, Miss one roll and die ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/180 "2021-02-03T16:19:25Z")
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