# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1781 "2022-11-21T04:30:55Z")
No value to me But perhaps to someone else? We may never know ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1782 "2022-11-21T14:27:47Z")
We may never know or we could quickly find out … Put it on E-bay ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1783 "2022-11-21T23:00:06Z")
Put it on ebay? Surely no one will bite. And Don’t call me Shirley ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1784 "2022-11-21T23:24:33Z")
Don’t call me Shirley Even if you can’t pronounce My actual name. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1785 "2022-11-22T03:07:48Z")
My actual name: John Jacob Jingle-Heimer- Schmidt, not Abcde\* \*pronounced “Ab-sid-ee” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1786 "2022-11-22T10:16:36Z")
“Schmidt Not Abcde” Ain’t the weirdest name I’ve seen But it’s pretty close. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1787 "2022-11-22T14:38:07Z")
But it’s pretty close I knew a Silver Anne Gold I kid you not, friends ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1788 "2022-11-22T16:27:11Z")
I kid you not, friends Mine: Amanda Rose Early I also kid not ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1789 "2022-11-22T16:48:38Z")
I also kid not Just you, but everybody Reading this haiku ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1790 "2022-11-22T17:35:28Z")
Reading this haiku thread fills me with happiness a simple pleasure ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1791 "2022-11-22T21:23:09Z")
A simple pleasure Is what the brochure promised Turns out it’s a scam ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1792 "2022-11-22T22:06:06Z")
Turns out it’s a scam. I new as soon as i heard “I’m from Microsoft” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1793 "2022-11-23T08:14:07Z")
“I’m from Microsoft.” Whoever in their right mind Would admit to that? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1794 "2022-11-23T16:17:26Z")
Would admit to that… well, if I worked there, maybe? But I don’t, thank God. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1795 "2022-11-23T16:35:32Z")
But I don’t thank God For these hemorrhoids. They’re just A pain in the butt. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1796 "2022-11-23T21:12:56Z")
A pain in the butt. That’s a perfect description Of the G.O.P. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1797 "2022-11-23T22:56:44Z")
Of the GOP, [Expletive Deleted] is The best I can say. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1798 "2022-11-24T13:22:45Z")
The best I can say - forget all the politics. It’s Thanksgiving Day! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1799 "2022-11-24T13:54:53Z")
It’s Thanksgiving Day! But hey, no turkey for me Pass the lasagna ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/1800 "2022-11-24T16:08:14Z")
Pass the lasagna On to somebody else, please; And I’ll be thankful! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=91)